MasterOfGussets

Try Pocket Streets for Pocket PC. I think it comes with Autoroute for free so it might be a free download from the Microsoft website.

There are much more than 20 Mac viruses. You don't have to be a retard to get a virus. All it takes is someone moving in the right circles to find zero-day exploit codes for an unreleased security hole in a certain operating system and they can cause real damage. For example, there are "underground" groups (THC, teso, ADM, etc) who spend their spare time finding bugs in software. They program "exploits" for their cronies ("private warez"). Some of the members' friends will probably be priveleged enough to get a copy. If one of them knows how to code a decent worm and has motivation then they can do damage. Most groups will report any holes to the software manufacturer and only release exploit codes publicly once there is a patch released. But patches usually take 2-3 months to be released from the time of the bug report. (Usually because the companies don't respond, then finally set up lab conditions to work it out). Just think back to Code Red... As for OS X being permission-based... that won't help whatsoever. BSD-based OS's are very secure remotely. But their local security isn't really much better than Linux. If Apple do move to Intel processors it will open up a whole new world for virus writers. They won't have to spend time learning a new flavour of Assembler - they can just learn the Mac OS's API and away they go. And there are already multi-platform spanning viruses (think back to "Winux" which infected Windows and Linux). Moving to Intel will be a nightmare for them.

Old Gregg from The Mighty Boosh. Because he was the best character short of Sand Storm.

I remember a hell of a lot of viruses for Mac's over the years. They just never had many worms. So the infection rate was at whatever people chose to pass the programs around at. I've not really looked but I would have guessed there has been a big increase in the number of Mac viruses and worms since the kernel went BSD. As long as you can get the same amount of control over low-level networking as you can on say Linux it would be a great target for worms. Only problem is not many "security experts" try to find holes in OS X because there are very few paying customers hosting webservers on it. (Not to mention that most worms use security holes to spread now and most kiddies don't know how to program in Assembler for the Mac processors and therefore can't write "shellcode").

No, in the end she diagnosed her chill as Frostbite. Nikki is pretty dense. But probably the most consistently entertaining housemate. Apart from Pete liking when he got pooed on by a bird. I hope Grace gets evicted because she is one nasty piece of schitzer. After her I can only hope it is Mikey - the most boring specimen of the human race in existance - or Lisa - Johnny Vegas' Oriental cousin, Jackie Chav.

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Windows XP Home w/ SP2 - OEM. WinXP Home OEM for £64.61 inc. VAT You could download Linux. Or just get a free copy of featured distro's with Linux Format magazine... or Linux User magazine. Then again, you could go with one of the most secure operating systems ever that is free to download - either OpenBSD or NetBSD. And the Mac heads can't diss those because Darwin is based around the BSD kernel

I don't know about that. I don't believe there is a God... I believe that to be common sense, but have no problems with believers. But what ever way you want to look at it a human beings' sole purpose in life is to procreate. There are no two ways about it. You're not here for a higher purpose or any of that bullshit - you're here to make babies. I'm not saying that's like, "just go out and have sex." The whole point of it is to inpregnate a female. Can I ask why you believe in God? Because I'm oblivious to any proof. I trust in the saying "don't believe everything you read." I think the Bible was a really good, creative childrens book. But it's just a form of control instilled in you from birth (or when you're Christened). I see no real gain out of "believing" there is something that you can't see, can't smell, can't hear nor touch. I would be intrigued in finding out what makes a person believe the stories.

As above, a local band I know that're currently in negotiations with three labels for a deal... Car Crash Television - Describe themselves as Progressive Rock. "Think Rage Against The Machine and At The Drive In via Seventies’ prog rock and Jeff Buckley." For anyone one that's interested and in the Kent area, they'll be playing at The Beacon Court Tavern in Gillingham, Medway on Wednesday night at around 8:30pm.

U.S. Government finally disposes of Sperm resources beneath Rockerfeller Centre.

I can see this guys point. But views and opinions can change. You just have to work out wheather they've really changed or if it is something she's been pressured into saying. I do think the guy is old fashioned though. I don't see any real reason to get married. I don't believe in any sort of deity. (I don't believe in Santa or the Easter Bunny so the chance of me believing in something that's never even supposed to have been seen is infintesimal). Why spend thousands of pounds on clothes you'll only wear once, a ceremony you won't really remember just to have a shin-dig with hundreds of people drinking booze you've paid for? Just to do right by an intangible entity that doesn't really exist? Spend your money on getting a home set up or something more productive. Back to the point though: I don't think you should respond by being easily swayed. It's almost a subconcious way of pressuring you into settling down. And from this post I would guess you're not ready. But... (in full Blind Date's Alan-style voice) the choice is yours! If you want my brutal opinion though, (you probably don't, but oh well...) it sounds like a typical Catholic: Religious when it suits them.

I don't know... I left more damage the one time I got hit. I was riding home years ago during autumn at 20:00 (so it was dark). Was riding my BMX along the cycle path about to cross at the traffic lights. Looked up and the green man was there so I continued. It must have just disappeared as I looked down because some middle-aged prat in some luxurious car, already half-way across the crossing anyway, done a wheelspin and when into my back wheel. My stunt peg obliterated his light and wing. My back end just spun out from beneath me and I scraped along the floor. A few minor cuts then some huge graze and bruise on my hip... hurt like shit at the time. Luckily I didn't hit my head because I wasn't wearing a lid and would have probably had a nice hole in my skull. It didn't dissuade me from riding as stupidly. I just stayed on high alert for twats in big cars that they can't drive properly. Thinking back to it I was probably lucky he managed to brake quickly. I'm sure if he hadn't he would have run over my upper body and I wouldn't be here! They'll have to try harder next time.

Sounds Catholic... they're religious when it suits them If sex is that much of an issue then you need to sort it. But I would seriously think before eloping just to get a session in. And if you're thinking like this now I bet I can guess what you'll end up doing.

Maybe it's her Pug Dog-like facial features? A 42-year-old Professional model who paid £4000 for a ticket?! Kept women, I think. The gold they're making her wear suits her... trash. The Welshman is an idiot. Scored highest on the IQ test (I can only imagine he got 80?) but can't put a sentence together properly. The mentally retarded Care In The Community guy that wets himself in public, that lives down my road strings words together more fluently.

Can't stand the game. I would rather watch paint dry than sit watching 90 minutes of 22 planks kicking a ball around. Atleast, that's how I felt until my girlfriend got me to start watching Chelsea matches with her. I'll definately be watching the England matches this year. Mainly because Crouch is hilarious. He's like a flamingo in a football strip. (He claims he's going to power his way through defences but I'm yet to see an ounce of muscle on him).