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F**king Bugs!


Reece B

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right im f**king pissed off, a poxy f**king bug has got under my 20" tft and is crawling around init!

and i can see moving around! pissing me off wish he would f**k off!

is there any way of gettin rid of the f**ker? and will it damage my screen?

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Yeh turn it on and turn the sound up, that'll get the little f**ker out!

The loud noise will rattle his puny insignificant torso will the heat from the screen will burn him until he finds a way out.

Otherwise he will die and lie at the bottom of your TV until he turn to dust.

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Erm, TFT? as in screen? :blink:

He's right, you can't put a TFT moniter into hot water.

The only way will be to burn the fly out using magma, or possibly an apple pie that has been heated to the temperature of magma. Apply said pie to screen using tongs, and wait for the hilarious consequences to unfold. As a warning, I suggest you wear goggles, contrary to popular belief that "ze goggles, zey do nothing!", they do actually provide more than adequate protection when dealing with substances like magma, or apple pies.

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He's right, you can't put a TFT moniter into hot water.

The only way will be to burn the fly out using magma, or possibly an apple pie that has been heated to the temperature of magma. Apply said pie to screen using tongs, and wait for the hilarious consequences to unfold. As a warning, I suggest you wear goggles, contrary to popular belief that "ze goggles, zey do nothing!", they do actually provide more than adequate protection when dealing with substances like magma, or apple pies.

Hahahahahaa i love the circus

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i've got a bug under my screen :) it's been in there for about a year now haha, once it's dies+stopped moving around you tend to forget about the little f**ker, gets confusing when you print screen stuff+wonder why the little black bit just moved :P:S

edit: you talking about those little black bugs?

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i've got a bug under my screen :) it's been in there for about a year now haha, once it's dies+stopped moving around you tend to forget about the little f**ker, gets confusing when you print screen stuff+wonder why the little black bit just moved :P:S

edit: you talking about those little black bugs?

yeah

c**ts

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I thought of a better way to get it out, a blowtorch. Burn the b*****d, then use a hoover to suck the dust out. That would kill the little f**ker for sure, and remove the problem without having to reach for a screwdriver.

Sorted. (Y)

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