Kieran@ZSClothing Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Hey, anyone got a good joke?. im bored chuck them up Heres mine:Why wasn't jesus born in crydon?Because he couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdab Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 This is really harsh and im not a fan of this one! sorry if any ones offened and shiz cos it his abit harsh... i hate it butWhats 15" and makes a women moan on a night?Cot death Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jandamna Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 How many skaters does it take to change a light bulb?3,1 to change the light bulb1 to video it1 to go *YEAHHHHH* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Come on guys i need to laugh im piss bored lol.why did the chav cross the road?To happy slap the chicken. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
aener Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 What's the difference between my wallet, and Italy?My wallet's still got a tenner in it.Harsh - I know, but I laughed SO hard. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 your mother Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 your motherWhat about your mother?, ash is there something you wish to express. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 shes a PE teacher at a private school, is 47 and is shorter than me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 (edited) shes a PE teacher at a private school, is 47 and is shorter than me.good for you, my mums a computer technician, 39 and shorter than me lol. and how tall are you?This will turn out to be the your mother topic lol Edited September 8, 2007 by The-Bear Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 im 5ft 9 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kieran@ZSClothing Posted September 8, 2007 Author Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 im 5ft 9My mums shorter than you aswell lolim 6ft lucky me lol, only its sucks trying to ride a monty lol. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Abdab Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 My mates mum called Debra brown is a drug addict and she trys selling us weed and pills and that lol no lie...My mate (her son) he used to smoke weed all time n deal it in my local town now hes turned his life round and rides. Hes a good lad?Why did stevie wonder burn himself?He answered the iron not the phone(hes blind for those who dont know lol) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JaMmY Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Hey do you want some tickets for pavvorotis funeral!There only a tenner!Harsh but its the only one iv got lol! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Louth Trials Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 (edited) 2 peodo's are on a bus.one goes to the other? do u have change for a 10.the other goes, yea i got 2 fives if u want???a peodo's fav saying is. if u cant get 1 at 16 get 2 at 8!a peodo came home to his girlfriend one , and she was packing her bags. he said, what u doing?she said, i heard ur a peodophile!he said, PEODOPHILE!!! PEODOPHILE!!! thats a big world 4 a 10 yr old!!!lol only 1s i can think of 4 now =/Hey do you want some tickets for pavvorotis funeral!There only a tenner!Harsh but its the only one iv got lol!bit like urs...'' i can sympathise with the italians over the death of pavarotti...i know what its like to lose a 10er!!!! Edited September 8, 2007 by Louth Trials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 (edited) suspended for 7 days. Edited September 29, 2007 by tomturd Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy wonka Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 why do black people have white palms?because theres a little good in everybodyLMAO Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ash-Kennard Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 ^^^ dude careful with them , however much i enjoy racist jokes, the mods really dont like it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 whats the best part about raping a baby?the sound of its hips cracking Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
willy wonka Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 whats the best part about raping a baby?the sound of its hips crackingDONT say the next part of that joke..its disgusting enough Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky_J Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 (edited) not a joke but still good...non-alcoholic beer, its like licking out your sister.......all tastes the same but its just wrong!!!!!! Edited September 8, 2007 by Marky_J Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Cristoff Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 not a joke but sdtill good...non-alcoholic beer, its like licking out your sister.......all tastes the same but its just wrong!!!!!!LMFAO, thats funny Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marky_J Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 i have another but its very racist so i won't post it but its very good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Matttrials Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 (edited) why is a 69 better than goin to a paki wedding, because you only have to kiss 1 smelly fanny!3 mice in a pub having a bevy discussion who's the hardest. 1st mouse says "im the hardest i go up to mousetraps rip the cheese out and as the bar comes down i benchpress it 30 times and throw it across the room. 2nd mouse says "you poof, i get rat poison crush it into powder and snort it. 3rd mouse finishes his drink gets up and walks to the door. "where you going"asks the other 2. "home he replies"..... to shag the cat".why is a 69 better than goin to a paki wedding, because you only have to kiss 1 smelly fanny!fanny! it means c u next tuesday lol! C**T Edited September 8, 2007 by Matttrials Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joshball Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 How come the vagina is the best engine???Its changes its oil every monthit gets turn on by the slightest touchAnd it has and auto reversesuspended for 7 days. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chris Elson Posted September 8, 2007 Report Share Posted September 8, 2007 Seatless Bikes Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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