damo Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 (edited) Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm'. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen, I've deduced: We are all being raped by trees. In conclusion: deforestation is the way forward. Take that environment. You rape us. We rape you right back.Edit: yes i'm drunk. Edited December 21, 2009 by damo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
casualjoe Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 So flowers are cumming in our mouths? I dont have hayfever so I kinda like it, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 I'm guessing a fan of sickipedia? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jolfa Posted December 21, 2009 Report Share Posted December 21, 2009 Particularly relevant this time of year. Great thread, well done Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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