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The Sheer Retardedness Of Halfords Strikes Again


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OK, So I bought a replacement car for the Escort at the weekend.

Why replace that fine peice of British craftmanship, thats in Showroom condition I hear you cry, its bacause Matt Stapples scratched it.............

So, Ive got me a BMW 318i........... Before you call me a wanker, hear me out.

200 folding, and I got a car, 6 months Tax, 7 Months MOT.

The car itself is solid, pretty good condtion, just a few scrapes and scratches.

You know the socre, its a one owner, full BMW service history jobbie. A huge folder of history ect.

Anyway, the reason I got this at such a good price, is that it needs a clutuch, the current one sips when you gun it.

Easy task, as anyone here would have thought.

Now BMW Want £130 for the clutch.

So I go to camberley Auto factors, they quote me £80 after some nice discount.

Good enough, ill just check what Halfords can do for me, they have this big "any part, any tine, cheapest price" promotion going on.

Go down there,

Me-"can I have a price for a 1985 BMW 318i Clutch please?"

Halfords monkey-"Yes sir, 4 or 5 speed?"

Me-"5 speed"

HM-"ok, thats £120 and we dont have one in stock"

Me-"ok dont worry, ive found it cheaper at camberly auto factors, theyll do it for £80"

HM-"well Ill see what I can do........ ah, here, we can do you one for £81.75, and we can get it from camberly auto factors for tommorow"

me"..................................."

So yes, there you have it, undesputable proof, that halfords are about as much use, as a handbrake, on a canoe............

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He's just told them he can get the same clutch, for 80, from a company X, Halford then inform Lee they can get the clutch, for 81 quid, from the same company X, but the next day.

Its sort of a "doh" comment from Halfords.

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He's just told them he can get the same clutch, for 80, from a company X, Halford then inform Lee they can get the clutch, for 81 quid, from the same company X, but the next day.

Its sort of a "doh" comment from Halfords.

oooo sorry my fault for not reading it propperly :"> im with you now, that is extremely stupid.

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yeah..but then you have to take in account whats easier to get to...maybe that other place will cost an extra quid in petrol to get to.

Halfords is further away from me, and camberley had one sat on the shelf...

Do the math

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HAHA we used to do that all the time....when i work at halfords.

We'd have people come in for parts we didn't have instock, so we'd tell them we could have it by the end of the afternoon, with a bit more charge. Then one of us would head out on our lunch break go by the part soewhere else...bring it back...wack a mark up on it and sell it to the customer.

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