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An Effervescing Elephant

with tiny eyes and great big trunk

once whispered to the tiny ear

the ear of one inferior

that by next June he'd die, oh yeah!

because the tiger would roam.

The little one said: "Oh my goodness I must stay at home!

and every time I hear a growl

I'll know the tiger's on the prowl

and I'll be really safe, you know

the elephant he told me so."

Everyone was nervy, oh yeah!

and the message was spread

to zebra, mongoose, and the dirty hippopotamus

who wallowed in the mud and chewed

his spicy hippo-plankton food

and tended to ignore the word

preferring to survey a herd

of stupid water bison, oh yeah!

And all the jungle took fright,

and ran around for all the day and the night-

but all in vain, because, you see,

the tiger came and said: "Who me?!

You know, I wouldn't hurt not one of you.

I'd much prefer something to chew

and you're all too scant." oh yeah!

He ate the Elephant

syd barrett ,please shine on you crazy diamond :)

title is effervescing elephant :P

i didnt write it but its great

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There once was a man from china

He was not a very good climber

He slipped on a rock

And cut off his cock

So now he has a vagina

That's actually a limerick, as is:

There came an occasion one day,

I thought I might swing the wrong way,

But women are wrong,

Their minges just pong,

I should have just stick with being gay.

Dan

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Not mine, but the Beatles, "I am the walrus":

I am he as you are he as you are me and we are all together.

See how they run like pigs from a gun, see how they fly.

I’m crying.

Sitting on a cornflake, waiting for the van to come.

Corporation tee-shirt, stupid bloody tuesday.

Man, you been a naughty boy, you let your face grow long.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Mister city policeman sitting

Pretty little policemen in a row.

See how they fly like lucy in the sky, see how they run.

I’m crying, I’m crying.

I’m crying, I’m crying.

Yellow matter custard, dripping from a dead dog’s eye.

Crabalocker fishwife, pornographic priestess,

Boy, you been a naughty girl you let your knickers down.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob.

Sitting in an english garden waiting for the sun.

If the sun don’t come, you get a tan

From standing in the english rain.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

Expert textpert choking smokers,

Don’t you thing the joker laughs at you?

See how they smile like pigs in a sty,

See how they snied.

I’m crying.

Semolina pilchard, climbing up the eiffel tower.

Elementary penguin singing hari krishna.

Man, you should have seen them kicking edgar allan poe.

I am the eggman, they are the eggmen.

I am the walrus, goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob.

Goo goo g’joob g’goo goo g’joob g’goo.

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That's actually a limerick, as is:

There came an occasion one day,

I thought I might swing the wrong way,

But women are wrong,

Their minges just pong,

I should have just stick with being gay.

Dan

And:

There was a young woman from eeling

Who had a peculiar feeling

She lay on her back

Opened her crack

And pissed all over the ceiling

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