da_bomb_bikes Posted May 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 Yes vee do why?matts in my tuter n i ride with him ofter school sum times i was riding in my local town and one of us was hipping on a micro scooter and another one one of us on a zoo pitbull they were face to face and this old "bloke" was watching and when they stoped he run up to them shook thier hands and went now that was very very good! well done indeed and i was like ok mr fokey! u dont even know what your talking about so hobble on now! lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lankyri Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 haha simp funny day especially henderson going over the bars on the the rail gap, and matts well all right aint seen him iin months but well all right Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kid creole Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 this girl came up to me asking why i wear a helmet , so i said cause it safe and i don't wanna crack my head open. Then she says but if your really good you wont hurt yourself !! and then you just get people shout stuff like " ahhhh dick head hes got a helmet on " then on a ride in clacton this girl comes over asking all our ages and callum from colchester goes 17 and then she asks me and i say 21 then she goes are you hes dad !! it didn't even seem like she was joking. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bomb_bikes Posted May 24, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 lol funny times people! i was hoping onto some ones wall last weekend and they came out their house and was giving it all u want me to hop on ur wall do you! and we were like ok but if i had a wall at my house i would use mine inset of yours so u can go jump on it all you like!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
grantallsop Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 I have also had "have you got a subspension on that!" does it look its got a subspension Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cas Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 (edited) I have also had "have you got a subspension on that!" does it look its got a subspensionhahaaha subspension Edited May 24, 2007 by caspa Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ghetto Rider Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 (edited) Funniest thing i've heard:My mate got a MOD and we all ride stock so we take the mick sometimes.... Some guy walks past us and goes "Wooaahh!! Fcuking Hell!! Didn't know you can get BMX's with disc brakes!?" ...... lmao!Also in reading we were riding near someones house, this bloke comes out and is like "what would you do or say if i was riding in your front garden!!??" - some one replied "arrrggghhh mate, spot on i'd join you!" Edited May 24, 2007 by Ghetto Rider Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
t.w Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 the funniest thing i heard was when i was on my jump bike i told this 10 year old that my lock out on my forks was these amazing set of hydrolics and cost £11 grand , then my rather fat freind said he backflipped 20 times off a 3000ft clift ! i was like lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
joetrials06 Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 "Can I take your picture.""Can you do a fufanu backflip.""Ay! Your damaging that rock you know.""Cos it's got no seat does that mean it's not a bike." Joe Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ilikeriding Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 no, but my mate has had, 'do those holes make you go faster?'Yes, the same perosn asked if it made a cup of tea for that price. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted May 24, 2007 Report Share Posted May 24, 2007 some one replied "arrrggghhh mate, spot on i'd join you!"ah thats quality, bet that bloke dropped his head Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bomb_bikes Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Also in reading we were riding near someones house, this bloke comes out and is like "what would you do or say if i was riding in your front garden!!??" - some one replied "arrrggghhh mate, spot on i'd join you!" Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant H Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 i would say come on in to my house for tea and biscuets I'm sure you would...I've also had 'your bikes shit, its held together by cable ties'lol.. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bomb_bikes Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 haha put ill cable tie you to that lamp post if you dont shut it iv had your brakes soud crap why do you like them like it Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant H Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) haha put ill cable tie you to that lamp post if you dont shut it iv had your brakes soud crap why do you like them like itwe had a old lady come over with a can of wd40 for our brakes Edited May 25, 2007 by Grant H Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bomb_bikes Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 aww how kinda but no thank you lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
monty boi Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Some guy asked me if the holes in my rims worked?, and i was talking to a friend and i said "you going on the february 29th trip" and he said "whens that??"Made me giggle.Adam Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 Your brakes don't work always makes me laugh.....And when a drunk chav asks you to "lend em you wheels"..............YEAH SURE GO FOR IT ! I Got them brakes.....there called hydra or summit........always works wellMy bikes better than yours.....pointless commentFancy a race.........after they've asked you why your cranks so small ! (and then i've explained why i havn't got any gears!)And last but not least !!!!!!!My uncle/dad/cousin can do that, there called peat summit, thats what my last name is....Lol, hope it made you laugh !!!Jarrod Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bomb_bikes Posted May 25, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) all these coments made me laugh! Edited May 25, 2007 by da_bomb_bikes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dozydame Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 (edited) I was in chelmsford, and this kid started giving it, so we gave it back. Then he says 'Shut up, or i'll get my uncle, he works for the mafia' (thats seriously what he said) HA! HA! that was very funny. Edited May 25, 2007 by dozydame Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant H Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 I was in chelmsford, and this kid started giving it, so we gave it back. Then he says 'Shut up, or i'll get my uncle, he works for the mafia' (thats seriously what he said) HA! HA! that was very funny.maybe he did Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_S Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 no, but my mate has had, 'do those holes make you go faster?'Grant it wasn't that, it was "Their speed holes" and "Those holes make them go faster" (the chav was talking to his mates) Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hI-OOPS-CAPS Posted May 25, 2007 Report Share Posted May 25, 2007 A kid said, how do you ride your bikes with no seat?mate replies I dont sit downah thats so logical and true, tickled me though Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
da_bomb_bikes Posted May 26, 2007 Author Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 haha jusdt say how do you ride normally ? ( i sit on the seat) well then we dont Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Grant H Posted May 26, 2007 Report Share Posted May 26, 2007 Grant it wasn't that, it was "Their speed holes" and "Those holes make them go faster" (the chav was talking to his mates)erm no, and since when has Steve Spartley been a chav????And you weren't there, I was Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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