how is you not using copper grease the boosters fault, also that was a rather boring story, the beginning was ok but it needed more detail for the middle and ending, use adjectives a poor overall effort
its not like you look cool anyway so you might as well wear a helmet, then it wont hurt as much when you land on your head when your back tire slips on the stoney roof
Dont think dropouts will work that well as the bolts will limit getting chain tension right as you dont have to move your wheel far to effect the tension