arw_86

right im bored of waiting for my boss to come get me. so i randomly started thinking of a film i saw ages ago with like 2 security guards and the one kept asking the other "would you rather...." and the other security guard never wanted to answer but he was forced to cos they kept sayin "you HAVE to choose one!" and when he did the first one was just like "UUUUUURGH your sick!! HAHA. well funny (anyone remember the film?) anyway ill give some examples to start, incase you have no idea. ill start with a grown up and mature one.....would you rather have a high paying job (say 50k) but not like it at all or would you rather have a much lower paying job (say minimum wage) but love it. a silly but more funny example, would you rather your parents found out you visited a website called "monster cocks.com" or "venezualan fart fetish.com" - my mates at uni had a competition who could find the most f**ked up porn and something along this fart fetish line came up!!!?!?!?!!. anyway please create a mix of serious and hilarious ones! n just make a choice. hopefully it will be funny/cause some debate/cause some concern haha. its nothing serious so just have a laugh with it on the stupid ones! nicely done arw

i was talkin about tudor grange n them school but sol school is sweet 2. so yeh when i come home wasted tonight ill check this link n see what the crack is n see how i wake up. sooooound.

might join you, if im not too hungover. prob will be though. went out today, f**kin loved it at the schools.

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awesome video mate......but why are you wearing your sisters jeans?! as for drilling the rim.......up to you....its your steed adam

awesome video mate......but why are you wearing your sisters jeans?! as for drilling the rim.......up to you....its your steed adam

im waiting to find out to!

right ive found another one, fairly easy Bob and Tom go out and play in the garden. After a while their mother calls for them to go to bed. Bob's face is very dirty, wheras Tom's managed to play without dirtying himself. However Tom goes to wash and Bob goes straight to bed. They are both as aware about hygene and usually behave the same way in a given situation. Why does the clean boy go and wash and the dirty one ignore his muddy face? keep posting your own people....its no fun me posting them all cheers p.s- ive got another one i might post but its not a puzzle more of a debate. should i post it in its own topic? it will either create huge debate or noone will care lol, dont want to waste bandwidth or peoples time

as you were closest and have heard it before i may aswell put up the solution At the time she went into labor, the mother of the twins was travelling by boat. The older twin, Terry, was born first early on March 1st. The boat then crossed the International Date line (or any time zone line) and Kerry, the younger twin, was born on February the 28th. In a leap year the younger twin celebrates her birthday two days before her older brother. o and tomm!! get your solution up for the men in the hats....i wanna know if i was right. and to the lad who posted the sprinkler puzzle....JT was it? im waiting to be abused for how wrong i got it lol

the leap year part is right however, their is a logical and real reason as to why the younger twin celebrates her birthday first. they are brother/sister twins ill post up the solution later on.....so you still have time to guess ARW

well its close to the answer i have mate, but you havent quite explained as to why the younger twins birthday is 2 days before her older twin sounds like a sweet puzzle this mate! cheers! i dont know the answer but ill guess at...the first man who is seperated by the wall takes his hat off and just has a look lol....suppose any of them could do that. plus im guessin a bit more of a sophisticated solution than that. EDIT EDIT!!!!---- is their a mirror on the wall infront of the first guy?! so only he can see himself.

ill post one to keep a few of you going for the day, or for you to try and figure out while your bored at work. post your answers/suggestions for this one and the sprinkler one and then we can add some more up. One day Kerry celebrated her birthday. Two days later her older twin brother, Terry, celebrated his birthday. How come? have a good day adam

right im putting myself up here for some abuse again......but ill have a go at the sprinkler one. i think that it would not spin for 2 reasons. the size of the sprinkler holes would mean that the pull off the pump would be shite. plus the fact that i think the water would be pumped through the holes all at the same time thus keeping the sprinkler still? although i dont actually know how the sprinkler turns normally. guess its something to do with how the water enters the sprinkler or something? lol.....go on then, make me feel like a t**t! ARW p.s- i am aware im using the word 'thus' alot....and i like it

i apologise!!!! i understand now! ignore my post before! good puzzle.....you made me look really thick, cheers lol alright mate calm down!!! what do you mean 'were not back to the plane taking off are we?' we were only just on it? like i said not everyone gets stuff at first, if at all. im sure ill understand some things more than you...but i wouldnt be such an ignorant t*t to tell them they dont deserve to breathe. so yeh.....grow up and chill out mate

EDIT! - i read the other persons post before my previous one and it makes sense now talk about feeling a bit stupid

LMAO ......it just turns off doesnt it? its on a timer i believe! like the lamps you put on timers when you go on holiday

id say that planes only take off because of wind speed. (obviously when a plane takes off it needs a great deal of speed to create air speed over the wings...hense why planes always take off into the wind as a helping hand) so with the two forces counteracting each other and the plane being still. there will be no air speed to make the wings do their job and lift the plane up. ARW

im sorry mate i think you should just give up on me....im dead weight. isnt it frustrating when you can understand something but the person your explaining 2 doesnt (i.e- me!) see....i know the receptionist kept £2 and i know the men payed £27 so to me it seems theres £1 missing but i know their isnt lol like i said.......id give up on me mate! im not worth the brain power ARW p.s- ill think of some more soon. keep adding yours and trying to solve others!

they way ive done it doesnt mean ive already added on the £2. becuase i get to £27 by minusing the £1 each off their £10 each bill. equalling £9. so 3 x £9 = £27. i know there are other ways of doing it that makes sense but to me i dont understand why it doesnt work they way im explaining either. i guess its just one of those things im not going to get. as for your puzzle? lol i can explain it but im shite at explaining.....ill try. well your image is flipped 180 vertically (as in left to right) but not top to bottom. its an outline of u obviously but the detail within the outline appears to be in reverse. so ur head and feet would not swap ends as your image in the mirror is simply flipped 180 on a vertical axis not a horizontal one. i think alot of these puzzles will be easy to figure in our heads but really hard to explain in words.... ARW sorry what?! lol care to explain? im sure its a decent/clever/logical answer but as per usual im struggling

yeh it makes sense that way, but then if u think of it as they have got £1 back each then they have each now payed £9 in total (£10 - £1 they were owed = £9). so it dont add up that way. but i dont know why? i think i might be trying to think about it too much thus making it harder than it actually is. works one way but not the other. ye i think its in the wording 2! lol ill shut up now post your own people! NICE NICE

hello riders, i was told a puzzle the other day and its so simple but so hard and i know the answer but dont....i can t explain why it does/doesnt work it makes my brain go like mush (i hope u understand what im on about.) ill tell you my puzzle in a second but i thought id start a topic for other people to post their puzzles/quizy things as although they do my head in most the time i cant help but wanna try and figure them out til i go mental. so post away! anyway my puzzle!! feel free to try and explain it cos ive tried and people are like yeh i understand but i dont ha.....i know it sounds stupid right here goes 3 men go to a B&B for the night and are charged £30 (£10 each-if your shite at maths lol) so they go upstairs and unpack etc then the receptionist realises he has charged them £5 too much but the receptionist thinks i cant split £5 by 3 people so ill just keep £2 and give them back £1 each. so now each of the 3 men staying have payed £9 each. 3 x £9 = £27 £27 + £2 (the £2 the receptionist kept) = £29 where has the extra £1 gone?! some people will read this and just think im stupid/thick but i hope some people get brain ache tryin to explain it like i did cheers ARW

looking nice owen.... ill have to go on a ride with u within the next week so i get to ride it before u swap or sell it :op ....id be like u with my bikes if i wasnt so lazy...had so many offers for my leeson but just cant part with it. u think if u, me and dave had our bikes in one pic on here it would be the ultimate pic?!.....i think we should take a pic and u can post it and see what other members think?! c you soon for a ride hopefully! ARW

im sorry to hear u lost ur cat rowly but HAHAHAHA that cat animation is ace! i want a cat like that! as for a shitty thing happened to me....i was getting ready with my ipod nano on and cos i had no pockets i put it in the waist band on my shorts...went for a piss pulled my shorts down a bit to get my one eyed milkman out and it just went plop!!! ive never been so fast or willing to put my hand down the toliet!!....to my relief it still played music but the screen werent working! but then a week later it just died....it tried to survive for me! it was like a family member to me....a very distant relative from australia its still on my bed side table and im hoping it will come back to life one day.....but i suppose that will also be the day i shit gold or cheryl cole wants a naked cuddle

am i the only person who noticed the song?! haha....its gonna be my first dance song at my wedding!!! when i first heard it im sure it was westlife?!?!! but apparently its metallica - so what (originally recorded by the anti-nowhere league) So f**king what! Well, Ive been to hastings and Ive been to brighton Ive been to eastbourne too So what, so what And Ive been here, Ive been there Ive been every f**king where So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little fanny Well, who cares, who cares what you do Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you Well, Ive f**ked the queen, Ive f**ked bach Ive even sucked an old mans cock So what, so what And Ive f**ked a sheep, Ive f**ked a goat I rammed my cock right down its throat So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little f**k Well, who cares, who cares what you do And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you And Ive drunk that, Ive drunk this Ive spewed up on a pint of piss So what, so what Ive had scank, Ive had speed Ive jacked up until I bleed So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little fanny Well, who cares, who cares what you do Yeah, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you A-hahaha! Yeah! Ive had crabs, Ive had lice Ive had the clap and that aint nice So what, so what Ive f**ked this, Ive f**ked that Ive even f**ked a school girls twat So what, so what So what, so what, you boring little f**k Well, who cares, who cares what you do And, who cares, who cares about you, you, you, you, you, you So f**king what! Yeah o yeh.....nearlly forgot! nice video! first rider ive seen who refuses to do anything under 10ft!....but i would like to see him get up to 10ft in the first place arw....craving cheese on toast!

ive looked for like 5 minutes now and i cant see what your on about? am i missing something obvious? sorry if im bein thick lol EDIT: unless you mean my rear wheel, which seems to be in the wall.....the wall steps down like the other side of the path just in the opposite direction so im right next to a step up....hense my wheel looks like its dissapeared into the wall.....IM NOT THAT FAT! lol