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have a look for Red Snapper, they manage to do drum and bass using instruments

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you might wanna keep a hedge trimmer on standby if you do get one into bed

when you get some spanner walking around in a busy pub or club screaming into their mobile thinking that their friend on the other end can hear them....its noisy, they're not gonna hear you...get a grip Or people who bang really loudly on the inside of bus windows to attract the attention of some chav they know whose walking down the street...they're not gonna hear...wake up to yourself And no doubt there's loads more but Ill stop there...Im cranky enough

mental note..wrap myself in bubblewrap before getting on bike

well, doubt Ill be doing any partying for new year. All my mates are going home and they all lives miles away from me...so it'll be New Year at home with a load of cans and a film probably. new years resolutions...thats a tough one Work harder at Uni (yeah right, say that every year...never change) Try harder to impress the ladies (plastic surgery already booked) Swear less (f**k that) Learn to do something cool (Ill break something...as usual) Go to the gym more (Ill end up sitting on my arse instead) sod it, Im not gonna bother with any

I never learn...its great

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tiq06OBDkSM not really bike related but still funny

ahh, whitby. Ill be back there in a few weeks. Well technically not whitby but close enough.

oooo, if only the south coast got good surf!! I got to Newquay last weekend and although the waves were pretty crap I got a fairly good session in, I was rather suprised that I could still surf even after surgery...but its cost too much for a weekend to Newquay! I know a couple of people that were gonna show me some trails at Cann but lack of funds knocks downhilling on the head and my knee wont withstand major (as in massive drops and really rapid impact) stress for a few months yet! and yes, Im drunk....although for someone whose drunk this thread does seem rather coherent...might go off on a tangent..no I do enough of that when sober.

Trout are freshwater fish and have underwater weapons Trout are very valuable and immensely powerful

hmm, Ive got such a wide taste in music its difficult to pin down any exact favorites, so here's some stuff Im listening to at the moment DJ Krush - Trip Hop DJ Shadow - Trip Hop/Hip Hop Finch - Post Hardcore Fightstar - Post Hardcore Calyx - Drum n Bass High Contrast - Drum n Bass Killswitch Engage - Metalcore Jedi Mind Trick - Hip Hop LTJ Bukem - Drum n Bass Gods Kitchen - Trance/House Jose Gonzales - Chillout The Hives - Indie The Bravery - Indie Audioslave - Rock...maybe Mr Scruff - Trip Hop DJ Tiesto - Trance Mr Dubbs (http://www.myspace.com/mistadubbs) - Hip Hop Alex Arestegui - Trance Salt Tank - Trance Goldie - Drum n Bass Anything from Grand Central Records or Ninja Tune err, thats all I can think of but Ill probably post more as it comes to mind

Well, im 23, soon to be 24. However due to various physical failings Im more like 80. I have the mental ability of a 2 year old and the mental capacity of an unborn fetus...perfect student material really.

There's a guy called Dave who makes a bet with his boss that he knows everyone in the world. His boss says "OK then Dave, prove it". So Dave takes his boss outside and as they are walking down the street everyone is coming over to say hello to Dave. Dave's boss turns to him and says "Lets see if anyone famous knows you". Dave says "OK, lets go to Hollywood and find someone". So they fly to Hollywood where they meet Tom Cruise who is so happy to see Dave he invites him in for a coffee. Daves boss is impressed but not satisfied, he says "OK, lets see if you know George Bush". So they turn up at the Whitehouse and Bush is so pleased to see Dave he invited them both in for a JD. Dave's boss is even more impressed but still not satisfied. He turns to Dave and says "Lets see if you know the Pope". They head for the Vatican and sure enough the Pope is amazed to see Dave. Dave turns to his boss and says go and wait outside and Ill go up on the balcony with the Pope and wave to you. Dave heads onto the balcony and after a few minutes spots his boss and starts waving. Suddenly there is lots of commotion and an ambulance turns up. Dave runs outside to see his boss being loaded into the ambulance. He asks "Boss, what happened" His boss replies "I had a heart attack, it was after someone standing next to me said 'who the f**k is that on the balcony with Dave'"

I used to live up near there, might have a look at Scarborough for some riding if I go back for a short holiday next year. Some interesting stuff, especially under the Spa Bridge.

Artist - Hieroglyphics (sp?) Song - Soweto dunno where you can download it

actually, thats probably more likely, staggering and in a pool of vomit (hopefully my own)

Got your request Darren and added you. Ill pop down on Saturday then and have a chat with you folks...you cant miss me, Ill be walking around in a daze (as usual) and trying to avoid everybody (not used to cities!) Thanks Ali

thanks for the info guys, its much appreciated. Darren - I might head down into town if you're riding on Saturday, I dont have MSN (my comp doesnt like it) but Ill email you later. If I could get a ride on a couple of bikes then that would be great, or even just hang around with you guys and see how its done?? There are a few Uni people that go riding so might hook up with them too. Might see you over Christmas Luke, Ill be heading back oop north for a bit but Ill be back, maybe we can hook up and go riding...you can teach me a few things!! thanks again Ali

OK, well, maybe not that old...but old enough. Anyway, reason I am here...I have no idea...but thats beside the point Reason I am posting this is because I am looking for a new sport to take up. Ever since I broke my ACL and moved away from decent surf my dreams of becoming the next Kelly Slater or Shaun Palmer have gone down the toilet. As I cant do any downhill for some time I have been thinking about taking up trials. There's loads of rideable terrain in the carpark outside my flat and around the city (Plymouth). Ive done a bit of research and Im still a bit confused regards getting a first bike. First up Im stuck with terminology...what's the difference between Stock and Mod...anyone...starter for 10?? Ive read that 20" are best to start with but is there anything else I need to look for in a first bike? And finally...the super mega bonus round for double cash........is it worth getting any safety equipment other than a helmet (elbow pads, wrist guards etc)? Oh, and one final thing before I leave you all thinking "wtf is he on about" HELLO!!!