Muel

New job is going really well, ran into some crazy homeless guy on the way home last night who was pleased because someone had given him some money for a bike he found in the river, so he'd bought himself a meal from McDonalds. Turned out he was called "ogre" and used to ride a trials bike.

Only if she has a nice smooth personality though. Not interested if she has a hairy personality.

Pics or it didn't happen.

Bollocks.

No hair, no care. Btw in case you're too dim to realise, I'm bringing up that tie you tried to screenshot a hair on your phone screen, because you were being a retard then, and by not knowing a house has 220v you are being more of a retard. Also I see your tab and f**k you. xxx

Hey Dan why don't you post a screenshot?

They do that, women. It's because of their front bottoms and brains that got fitted inside out. Try to keep your chin up mate, it does get easier eventually.

The amount of black and white attitude going on towards the Scottish independence vote is starting to get to me, mainly from the English side. Good thing we don't get a say IMO. All the Scottish people I know are voting yes, and are well read and well informed about the whole deal. Not one English person I know seems to care, beyond saying shite like "Lol ur gonna fail bro" or "good luck paying for your own healthcare". Not surprised they want independence, I certainly do! EDIT: I have now seen one intelligent opinion from an english person, our very own JD.

Well, this is a pleasant conversation.

I've been going for over 20 years, probably had over a hundred meals there and never been ill. You're eating wrong.

Maybe. Also bent his handlebars and scuffed the exhaust system so there's money to spend there haha. So yeh, dead computer, crashed my brother's motorbike, and I also pretty badly burnt my hand on my camping stove. Overall was a top weekend though with 2 meals at Little Chef.

Came home from holiday and my computer has died. Bloody hard drive has packed in. Backed up but still requires work to sory it out.

GAY

Bad times man. Best of luck for the future though.

The ex I'm guessing?

How insensitive, making hairdresser comments to a man with no (or little) hair.

Lack of grip? What are you using for tyres, chewing gum? They're mad grippy and roll well, so they're awesome. Flats shouldn't be a problem, he fitted one of these the other day. I tried to hide it twice but he insisted. Adding 500g of rubber to such a nice build is bloody evil if you ask me.

Ed, pretty sure my Grandpa was at the 66 TT on a Greeves 250... Maybe they met haha.

Yeh, until 1977 when it was stopped for safety concerns. The current format of using mainly beefed up road bikes has stood since 1989 though, which was before I was even born.

Not really, most TT bikes are based on road bikes and in most cases need to be strengthened a lot. A YZR500 is a fragile, lightweight race bike designed purely for the track. Getting one round the TT course in a fast time without breaking something is an achievement, to win is amazing IMO.

Think, stop tanking it toward a major junction at 100mph... Bad times for being dead but I'm not even slightly surprised.

You can get a bloody good Micra for £1000.

I've been to three sisters on my bike, it's awesome. Annoying when you've got a very slippy clutch though.

Why does the distance matter? Just get your Mum to post it on Facebook.

Blur the pic then post the pic.