this is pretty much the exact conversation on the phone.. me: coming to brum tommorow? josh: ohhh argghhh umm yeah someones slashed my tyres me: ok i can sort it out.. i ring back in 10 mins... me: yeah i got you a tyre sorted josh: umm ohh arrrghhh but i still got my red forks.. me: so? josh: im embarrassed me: dont be a tit, no one cares. josh: ohh umm arrrghhh i dunno if i got enough money to get to brum me: get to worcester and ill give you a lift josh: do me a favour and buy the ticket online for me? me: no josh: ohh arrghh ummm me: *hangs up*