Joe Sheehan!

Oh really? (undo's scissors)

So i can use all of your wind and fly to a non-windy place. Had to put this in, or it wouldnt of gone anywhere in this thread... if that makes sense

Blows your sand away

Kills that whiteboy.

Earths gravity brings it back because it cannot constantly orbit due to no lateral speed.

'. No problem (melts aluminium)

Haha, yeah, it just looks like someone got really bored and put it together. Make a video with it in action! Would be funny to see.

Erm, its a coustellier. and it has a 26" rear wheel and a 20" front. Why? I like the stem though!

Yeah well. Bill gates is THE geek. End of.

Im off to bed.. its nearly 2am! see you guys soon

Yeah.. you get the idea

Drought --> Hosepipe ban! Sorry to piss on your fire.. Get it...?? I'll shut up now..

Joking!! so...

Wicked stuff! Great clips, and i think its good that the BBC see it as a sport, not "vandalism" as the police like to say. And I was in the background on the clip where you fell off. Im famous! But on a serious note, well done, if i was being interviewed i would've just stuttered majorly.

Ha i liked that one! but..

... self explanitory

You cant corkscrew into a lump of steel!

Handy andy beats any other home improvement guy.

Looks like a little iddy biddy t-rex.. thats if onza did make this prototype, which doesn't seem to be on the cards.

No hospital, no show

MC Hammer beats any other hammer by far!

Dont think so, sonny.