Joe Sheehan!

So what happened to Mr Monkey?

Most certainly must of been. Was he better then poopipe and fat pants?

You wouldnt complain if you had that in your pocket

whos Mr Monkey?

Not bad mate! Keep it up!

How are you so good at doing this?!

where do you get these figures from?

Thats actually a good idea! how long will it take for my liver to give up processing petrol and for it to come out? i swallowed it at aboot 2pm yesterday, so...

play it, and try shazam. dial 2580 on your mobile, hold the phone to the speaker for about 20 seconds and it tells you what the song is.

I will ask my mates if we should meet you, as we live about 5mins from the stations and civic centre, which is the usual southend ride meeting point.

Nah, not meant to induce vomiting as it can go in my lungs and give me pneumonia. Yeah, i see, but i dont really want to die seeing as it is a poison I was replacing my mates head gasket and had to drain the tank.

Right. Milk, im drinking a pint as i write. Im going to have 4 egg whites soon as its binds the petrol. And ive had lots of tea today so thats good (reffering to the website fat pants suggested). I havent been vomiting, tried it once intentionnaly, but the incident happened about 2pm (8 hours ago) so i guess i will be okay. Its good because i dont want to be dead for my exams tommorow..

One question: Why is your frame silver in the above pic, but blue in your personal pic?

Whoops, made myself sick a bit already... i would really hate to be bullimic...

Right, basically i was syphoning petrol out of my mates motorbike earlier and some went in my mouth. I swallowed a tiny bit of it, but i taste it when i burp and stuff, so whats the best way to flush it out of my system? Cheers.

Then you need to think what you want to do, as a job. I wouldnt really want to go into the marines, as it wont really do anything in the future for you, especially if you dont get in.

Do whatever is best for what you want in life, as youre not going to stay mates with your current mates forever. I had to make that decision, as harsh as it seems.

You sir, are the wisest man on this forum.

No probs.

Do something to yourself i.e. sprain your wrist and claim that it was her fault. On a serious note, theres not a lot you can do, because you said sorry. If youre lucky, she didnt hear you say it.

Blue dot on the left

Yeeep. Middle aged guy? Ive seen it a few time, he must only take it out once a month...

This man knows where its at.

I thought that he couldnt decide what to have for lunch, so he made a poll of his choices...

I think if i was to show this to my brother, he would explode.