Joe Sheehan!

Might just drop college, get a full time job, get motorbike etc then start again in september... What do you lot think.

Still havent done anything...

Still here managed to pick up one task sheet and put it back down though. Progress lads

f**k SAKE ive had 2 weeks half term to do assignments but yet i still have not done them, and they have to be in tomorrow. Shitsticks, this is going to be a long night.

I thought if you're 12 then you're still a minor? Well done fatty, responsibility is the first step to not having a kid

And thats it. Nothing else. At the end of the day, college is easy. Its all down to getting your assignments in early and then you have all the free time you need mate ....Says the man who has had 2 weeks half term to finish assignments, and is on here now and still hasnt done any. Long night ahead....

Well austen, you still have bigger balls than i have. I know i wouldnt try it.

Dead now?

haahhaha if i didnt have so many quotes in my sig i would sig it!

HAHA me too, when i clicked it i thought "hmm, people on this forum seems to be having a lot of dick related injuries lately...."

Joking lol, anyway, as much as i would like to see your balls im going to bed.

you post it up lol you have more of a rep on here, ill just get warned.

blue bolt you nancy!

not sure, but just incase.... ...IN.

Mike Simpson some random people and on the right Danny Dyer Yes no? might be the fisheye... ooh im on a roll! Reece Penfold Tarty Adam (i think)

go for it, try adding me to msn again LOL last time was effort! No it doesnt. 80 maybe and thats with EVERYTHING done to it. Whats it got done to it?

First impressions are everything, go for a strong (not breaking the interviewers hand) handshake as they greet you. Be confident but not cocky if you get what i mean, answer questions in detail but dont answer as if you know everything. dont slouch in the chair either, sit upright and/or forwards but not in their face and make sure you listen to everything. Im sure you will do fine though, good luck matey

out of the 50 odd people i know with bikes, one got caught RS125 soon lol, call it the RS club Dont do this. Nah they didnt ban him, he had to get it restricted within 2 weeks but crashed, panicked and took the bike to bits. Nothing got put on his licence except 3 points and that was for using his horn after 11.30. they didnt. they got him because he was doing 70 down a main road at 3am. (london road for the locals) gives it away really lol

TZRs are basically a RS50 in a pretty frock lmao. Have the same engine and brakes as a RS50, same carb same this n that and are made in spain lol. But yeah anyway.... DONT GET A PED is my first bit of advice, as if a 50 doesnt sound bad enough, a geared one most people can deal with. Ignore the comments about 50s sounding like a hairdryer too, you can actually make 50s sound alright if thats what annoys you with an air filter and an exhaust. One bit of advice when buying a 50 is make sure EVERYTHING is sweet on it, i didnt do that and ended up with a bit of a shitter and had to replace a lot of the bits. If you want speed, go for aprilia as they have the fastest engine (Minarelli AM6), but dont go for makes such as Rieju, Motorhispania or other makes you havent heard of. If you want reliability, get a derbi. I cant stress how bulletproof the engines are and to be honest if i had the choice to start again i wouldve gone for a derbi senda. my second bit of advice is DONT SPEND TOO MUCH. At the end of the day its a 50 and some bits are going to need replacing, the £1100 bike might seem good but just remember its going to probably need the same bits that the £900 bike will. Also a big part of 50s is mileage, you want something thats quite low for its year, working it out to be about 3000km per year on a bike means its not been ridden too much, and if it is high mileage then make sure its had a rebuild and try and get some history on the bike. this derbi senda is quite good, should go for about 7-800 and is roughly what your looking for to be honest. Although this rs50 should go for about £800 and would be a good buy at that price. Third bit of advice is GEAR. These bikes will hurt if you come off and you will know about it. I always ride in a textile jacket, helmet obviously and gloves, although i should really get some boots too. Also dont forget insurance, cheapest places i know are ebikeinsurance, devitt, bennetts, MCE and lexham. Third party fire and theft is best insurance to get really. Overall i think 50s are good if you dont go mad and spend millions of pounds on one, most of the geared bikes WILL do 60mph derestricted and i know for a fact they will. If someones selling a bike and says it does 80 with not a lot of mods walk away, although if it has a 70cc kit, 21mm carb an exhaust and heavy gearing i might believe it. So yeah basically, spend about £800-900 on a bike, get some proper safety gear and have fun. Dont bother buying too many mods as they make your bike unreliable, for mine i got a bigger front sprocket for more top end and an arrow exhaust, sensible mods imo. If you like, PM me and i will give you my msn, and we can chat on there?

Same for me if you miss out the A levels bit. Got Bs and Cs in school, nearly finished my 1st year of BTEC National Diploma for IT Practitioners, pretty easy and it allows me to do quite a few different things cos i will be a qualified network engineer and whatever, or so my lecturers tell me. Hopefully gonna go uni after and do something computer related. Best advice i can give is to stick with education, if you go for a job and theres you and another guy, even if the job is really suited to you the chances are the employers gonna pick the guy with the grades as he has evidence of his knowledge. As my dad always tells me; You know you know how to do something, but you always need a bit of paper that says you do.

Yeah, thought i'd mention that Neil Tunnicliffe was on MTV R, saw him whilst watching scarred, something to do with skillz on wheelz? But yeah was a good minutes worth of video, and they said it was trials biking not "BMX'ing". Could this be trials getting out to the uk public? ....or does everybody on here already know and im late?

Mr Oizo - The Flat Beat TUUUUNNNNNEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!

Its mainly 'cos myspace is shit. But then again its also because myspace is infact shit.

Youre a teenager; Blow it on porn!

Yea lol Put a lid on it with an exhaust so it goes out the window, flexi hose or something. That deals with the smell, and the computer will keep your room warm too once it heats up. Win