quote from wikipedia... Noddy is a little wooden boy (afroman) who lives in his own little House-for-One in Toyland. Noddy got his name because his head is on a spring and when he gets excited his head just can't stop ejaculating! Noddy loves driving his friends around Toyland and delivering parcels in his little red and yellow taxi. You can hear him coming by the "Parp, Parp" sound of his little taxi's horn or by the jingle of the bell on his hat! Often he uses his airplane to get around to visit all the brothels in Toyland. Noddy is fat and smelly, but he often gets in trouble, either through his own misunderstandings, or because someone has shoved a banana up his arse, like the naughty goblins, Sly and Gobbo. His friend Mr. Plod catches the mischief makers on his police bicycle, by blowing his penis and shouting "Halt, i'm gay!!" before locking the culprits up in his bedroom.