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Grant H

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  1. oh my god fatty, stop being such a goon. noddy is my favourite childhood cartoon thing, he was my friend your just annoyed because you look like mr plod and parade around shouting "halt, im gay!!"
  2. tris, i know your going through a tough time but, use this to guide you through it all: shit, shave, shower. im here for you :$
  3. hmm but mr plod likes to lock people up in his bedroom...
  4. go play with noddy and mr plod!!!
  5. your willy is called what?
  6. i think we have gone off topic a tad
  7. quote from wikipedia... Noddy is a little wooden boy (afroman) who lives in his own little House-for-One in Toyland. Noddy got his name because his head is on a spring and when he gets excited his head just can't stop ejaculating! Noddy loves driving his friends around Toyland and delivering parcels in his little red and yellow taxi. You can hear him coming by the "Parp, Parp" sound of his little taxi's horn or by the jingle of the bell on his hat! Often he uses his airplane to get around to visit all the brothels in Toyland. Noddy is fat and smelly, but he often gets in trouble, either through his own misunderstandings, or because someone has shoved a banana up his arse, like the naughty goblins, Sly and Gobbo. His friend Mr. Plod catches the mischief makers on his police bicycle, by blowing his penis and shouting "Halt, i'm gay!!" before locking the culprits up in his bedroom.
  8. i got the dent out. and no im not. theres a 3mm flatspot, thats it.
  9. LOL i know i post alot of shit. if someones been a complete 'tard i will tell them.
  10. theres no dent?!?! theres a flat spot about 2mm? thats not going to make it fall off it has been fine till today, i just decided to fall off.
  11. yeah but your gay and everyone hates you and you want tris' (afroman) big black willy so be quiet.
  12. tar? wtf? grind *** tar ftl simple as, tar is used when you cant afford decent pads.
  13. hey there, you got msn?

  14. as in matt burrows and tim stedman? i know matt but not tim, seeing as i've only been riding 6 months or so i don't know many.
  15. your bike is shit conor!! it rides like your mom.
  16. ronkswood. are you local then?
  17. a custom built titanium frame (something like: 1080wb, +20bb, 380 chainstays, 72 degree head angle ) and basically lots of pimp stuff
  18. take your own advice? sorry, it just had to be said..
  19. I don't really have to be in any mood to ride I just ride whenever. although watching a good trials video makes me want to improve and generally makes me want to ride right then.
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