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EDIT: so THAT'S where Glen got to...

Really? I never thought they checked it? Maybe that's just us knowing the tester's a bit too well haha! You got that truck yet dude?

Me and a mate of mine got pulled 2 years ago when towing the Series 3 shed back to his so we could weld up the diffs and generally make it into a £50 off road monster for a day. My mate driving his 2a, only 17, me at 14 steering a completely rotten and officially scrapped Series 3 on an A-frame ratchet strapped the the front bumper and a lighting board stuck to the back of the truck. Got pulled over by some absolutely sound traffic cops, I was chatting with one of them about all sorts of stuff who also had Land Rovers, my mate chatted to the other one and to be honest it was actually a really nice experience haha! Apparently all of the above was fine, just the 2a we were towing with came up as uninsured even though it was. I can see myself getting pulled a lot in mine though, when it's on the road...

Mine? Yeah man, been pretty rough! Beau was, well, Beau, then there was Janson and Hobbsie who i'm sure you'll remember - the topics are buried in the depths of the forum somewhere. Not cool

That's what PM's are for Shotgun.

She is incredibly hot, but the powers that be aren't fans when it comes to mild nudity, sadly

Oh, mister Brown.... Oh Brownie... do your funky, your funky, your funky, Oh, mister Brown Your funky, your funky, do your funky; ROBOT. DANCE.

Yeah you. SHOOK ME ALLLL NIIIGHT LOOONG.

You really haven't read a word i've said, have you? I'm not being a fanny about anyone, that was simply a reminder to you that i've been here for a lot longer than you're willing to recognise. You claim to have been pinned as the culprit of things in the past after people claimed to be Pete Wright - that's a shit tonne of effort for someone to go to for a scam, dont you think? Claiming to be you, using your own personal e-mail etc? You're a joke. To be perfectly honest i'm not going to go out of my way to rectify it, but i'm not going to forget either. It's the principle - you can't rip someone off and just expect to be welcomed back into the community with open arms. You know it, I know it and I know you're never going to admit it. I hope you own a conscience, have fun mulling it over.

Sorry, i spoke to you on a popular online messaging service - better? pjalchemist@i'mnotgoingtoputupyouractualaddressforbots.com As i said in my first post, IT WAS OFF THE FORUM BECAUSE YOU WERE BANNED, YOU ADDED ME TO MESSENGER AND WE DID IT THROUGH THERE - comprende? Being banned from the forum doesnt stop you from looking in the classifieds, finding something you like and adding the seller on messenger, does it? I remember about the brother thing and im genuinely sorry to hear that, you posted about wanting to make him a memorial out of a bottle of JD, and how best to cut the glass - remember that? This was a long time ago, it went to an address on an industrial estate, i found the number, phoned several times and was then fobbed off with a story about you not being at the premises anymore - i cant remember the exact reasons. And i have tried to speak to you via said popular online messaging service previously on my new account, to which you then promptly went offline, what a coincidence. I don't know if i'm still blocked on there, i don't sit and wait to see you come online day in day out. I'm not the kind of person to kick up a fuss for no reason, drop the act or put me in touch with the alleged person who uses your email, your name, your name on the address and is basically trying to become you. It's just a reminder that you can't come waltzing back on here with a clean slate when you have skeletons in your closet. EDIT: to the guy who lol'd at my actions - i couldnt agree more. I'm a very easy going person and am as a general rule very trusting - i knew Pete's background from being on the forum before he got banned but decide to give him a chance after building up a friendship over a few weeks - oh how wrong i was!

Unless you lived on an industrial estate, it definitely didn't go to a home address... It was a good 3+ years ago and i've not been able to get hold of you since - so don't act the fool when you've avoided me for so long. The only rational explanation i can see is that another Pete Wright was operating through your hotmail account - what are the chances, eh? Under the rabbit in the headlights innocence, you know who I am and what went on but obviously you're not gonna man the f**k up and admit it. I even helped you out with modifying the brake to avoid all chances of it leaking etc before you disappeared off the face of the earth!!!

Ok then, it was a different brake but you still had me out of £60. My old username was 20inchsuperstar on here, email address being biker_boi_matt[at]hotmail.co.uk. You were banned at the time, did it all via MSN - you actually seemed sound so i foolishly gave you a chance when you went for the classic "I really need it for the weekend, can you send it today and i'll send you the money?" routine. Remarkably you were then never back on-line and I could get no contact from the address it got sent to because of the company moving or something along those lines - you've also added me on my current one trying to buy the rear disc adapter that i made for my 05 Pitbull. I appreciate you're going to now deny all knowledge of this, but now you've got somewhere permanant which you may or may not own, if ever i'm over there i'll drop by and try and refresh your memory a bit more. Matt Purdon - ringing any bells?

Nice to see you're still using the Dengura you never paid me for.

Sweet Jesus I need one of those.

Any chance of going back to the actual topic?

I did, was good in that i spoke to her all day every day, so it didn't seem that distant and i could f**k off and stay up there for a week or so whenever i felt like it - was really nice to get away, let alone see her haha! All f**ked up though, and i definitely wouldn't be up for doing it again...

I dunno, the ones attempting the escape their prison in one of the pics, as the rest were mainly balls Epic stuff though, impressed you actually did the deed in a taxi

Haha! Hero In for more pics of the lady the boobs are attached to...

in for pm of the lulz

Why? They're heavy, you'll have a f**king hard job finding a 22T ring, and you'll need to dick around with bb's. You could do it, but are you sure you really want to do it? Especially when i've got some beautiful Middleburns for sale

Nadine knows her stuff! Especially redheads, tan just doesn't work...