Diz

Too true..annoyingly! Just a thought as well. I was riding one of my bikes and it kept doing the same thing, going off to one side. It wasnt till ages later i realised i'd actually snapped the frame on the chainstays. Hopefully its not the case for you, but worth checking just in case.

If trials is something you really love of course you should carry on regardless. At the end of the day trials is awesome to watch even for some joe bloggs off the street, so you're bound to get people watching you now and again. I'm 26 and have been riding dirt jump and DH for the last 5 years (due to location etc) and took up trials again in november last year. I've got into loads of fights with pikies trying to rob my bike but thats just cos i live in a sketchy area. This shit happens whether you're riding your bike or on your mobile. You just gotta decide if you're gonna man up and take the risk, or pussy out and give up all the things you love cos some muppets think its fun to nick what not theirs. Perhaps we should start an anti-chav/anti-pikie militia. Become trials mercenaries....whos with me?

sh-wal-b...something like that. Maybe we should have a poll on this. We could then effectively change the pronunciation of this company if the winning one isnt the correct one. WTF? English anyone? After three reads i got it. Ignore me...slightly retarded! Agreed. Not so sure. I reckon its "goo"

Sometimes i can shake about 10 times and think all the piss has gone, but then as soon as i put him away he trickles down my leg! b*****d dribble!!!

Well i had a good street session the other day and have just about managed to sort it out. Only on raised platforms and stuff. Give it a feww weeks and i'll be doing it on rails and stuff...hopefully.

If i could, i'd go back and never apply for my credit cards. I got them when i was back in uni and still have them now...completely maxxed! At the moment i have almost 7 grand on cards...i did buy two bikes and loads of cds, dvds etc, but reckon i'll be paying these off for the rest of my life!? At the end of the day, if you can afford to live without them, do it. Otherwise try and pay it off asap, or work it so that you keep switching between cards with 0% balance transfers, that way at least you're only paying for the money you've borrowed rather than the stupid amounts of interest. Check out this site: http://www.moneysavingexpert.com/cards/

Piss...bump...piss

I dunno who fat pants is but i'm always up for a bit of tf bullying.

Thats the one...everyone seems to be able to do it except me , finish work in 20 mins though so i'm gonna session it!

I would of but unfortunately i've now reached the level of trials monkey...two blues squares...woohoo!!!

Just checked out the slow motion vid and its not the trick i was after. My fault i didnt really describe it properly. Its when you're hoping up a ledge etc and you launch yourself up, land front wheel first (kind of into an endo position), then switch to back wheel with the front up in the air.

1: The average male has 11 erections a day, and 9 at night! 2: When a cat purrs it purrs in alpha waves, which are the same waves released by the brain during meditation. This is why stroking a cat is supposed to be relaxing. 3:Coffee beans come from a coffee cherry. There are two coffee beans per cherry and each coffee tree only yields approximately 1 pound (approx 500g) of coffee, despite this, coffee is the second most traded commodity in the world after oil. 4: The largest recorded real human penis is 13 inches...the smallets is 5/8 of an inch ( )...gutted!

Delete this cos i'm a mong and didnt check first if there was already a topic on useless facts...doh!

Also, what're the chances of being able to fashion one of these out of a camelback? Just think of all that extra time you'll be able to spend riding if you can pee on the go, and no-one need ever know your were taking a slash I always thought it was three shakes. I think it all depends on how big your wanger is and if you've got incontinency issues. Also, just had to say how impressed i am that a topic on pissing technique has become a "hot topic". I'm sure my parents would be proud!

Surely the bathroom? Otherwise if you're out in nature i dont suppose the trees care if you piss on them or around them.

Was just wondering if anyone had tried riding their stock with slick tyres? Was trying to find out if they'd work out lighter. Also, most of the riding i do is street and wondered if there'd be enough grip?

Sorry to jump on this thread but was wondering whats the benefits of a water bleed?

Fair point...i've been sat in work bored since 6 o'clock, i forget most people have decent lives where sundays are free to sleep and ride. Apologies again :$

Awesome...but what kinda gym is that? Gotta find me one of those...

Anybody?

I've been watching the vids on here and see theres a lot of transfers from front to back wheel when going up a ledge or something. What i wanna know is how on earth do you do it? Also if theres any slow motion video footage of the move on here?

Good work, looks like you had quite a crowd in the background

Good work on the vid, was awesome! Did piss myself when you cracked your nads though, had to hurt

Nice, like the style.