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Yes boss ...

No caption, but... He looks smacked off his tits ! Picture's are good, Mike. Though, they are really different to those you usually take which is refreshing. Instead of capturing, solely, the huge moves that the riders are pulling off but you managed to get a hold of the intesity of the competition aswell... Noice . Cheers, Joe.

Anything involving my ankles . I'm pretty sure anyone who's ever badly damaged their ankles will agree. Even the thought of rolling my ankle makes me cringe. EURGH!

That was pretty mint, mate. Loved the riding; such great technique . I think i prefer your style on the 26" rather than on the 20" but i reckon that will just be because i'm not used to seeing your ride a little bike, haha . Cheers, Joe.

I proper miss you ... You remember when me and Gaz first met you at Tykes at Back Cowm Quarry?

Haha thats quality! I remember Rich and Tom were so good at tapping stuff. Do they still ride often; i haven't seen them in tiiime? Cheers, Joe.

Going to Leeds mother truckers .

Got my new stuff on now . Go team SMASH AND RAPE Trialtech ...

Did it last night for you .

As the topic title says, who is going to Leeds or Reading festival? I've got a weekend ticket to Leeds! Eeeeek ! Cheers, Joe.

They didn't treat him very well, apparently ... I can't see him on the team page anyways . Cheers, Joe.

Cooooooool . Sounds awesome - i'm looking forward to it! Cheers, Joe.

JESUS! I never realised how f**king ugly those bikes were ...

Static hooks for the win .

With regards to the riding, it was really good, even though i know Aurelien can go so much bigger. But, yeah, still very good and technical as i would expect from my favourite rider! However, i didn't think the editing was up to much - don't get me wrong, i don't think it was bad but to say it won the video contest i would have thought that out of all the people that went to Koxx Days there would have been numerous videos to top that one. Nevertheless, a good watch so thank you . Cheers, Joe.

Sick tricks bladdd. Realy loved that vid - was sooo chilled out and i still think your style is one of the best in the UK, easily! You've got bags of technique aswell. That's why i'm really proud that i did a few of the lines that were in your video. I was just about jumping for joy . Seriously, though, as expected, top stuff . Cheers, Joe.

£11 to pre enter or £15 on the day, both on top of £10 membership... I think i'm going to have to enter on the day as, at the moment, i am seriously out of funds due to just buying a Leeds Festival ticket . Should be goodddd! Cheers, Joe.

You got a new bikeyyyyy you slaphead dickhead geordie f**k? Loves x.

Well basically... # Massive fires with butane and tinned food explosions. # Exploding deodorant while that French unicyclist was sat right next to the fire; also when he started running towards another can ready to explode! # Serges annual trip up to the british camp site to tell us to calm down. # Chai drunk. # Chai stoned. # Chai’s magic tricks. # Drunk French unicyclist decking himself to face. # Going out for dinner with like 15 english trials riders on one massive table. # Porter snapping the chain in the camp site. # Phil launching that cone at the baghead in fontainebleu. # Stealing wood from that place and havin to do a runner from that guy. # Taking the piss out of all the unicyclists. # Pizza boy nearly going into the back of Porters van. # Four way Chai pong. # Chai-knees. # You wan’ buy DVD? # Chai frontflipping over the fire. # Happy feet – me not being able to stop moving my legs while being stoned as f**k . # Eating those dry ass biscuits while having mega cotton/dry mouth and laughing at each other chewing them for like 10 minutes . # Me and Mike tripping in our tents and seeing patterns and hearing music from the rain drops. It was insane . # Seeing a wild boar roaming through the campsite and then Ali C running after it. # Ali going snake hunting like 5 minutes before he was supposed be riding in the Elite competition! # Ali cooking pork on a rock! # Mike’s fire bread. # Matt getting knocked out by that tree branch. # TIIIIMMMBERRRRR - Chopping some big ass trees down. # The circle game !! # Me and Mike throwing caning a couple of fenchies with water on the ferry back y accident and their faces. # And of course... SMASH AND RAPE!!!!!!! Koxx Days '09 ...

HAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHA Was such good fun! That video was awesome; thankyou Max... Cheers, Joe.

Yeah, there was a lot of riders that had done that to save weight. New sponsor - TMS. And, also, Trialtech ... It's not Cesar. It's Juan Daniel De La Pena; another very talented Spanish rider. Awesome pictures, Joe. Proper, proper want to be back there now! Cheers, Joe.

Old school sickness. Craig ...

It's gonna' be your freewheel that breaks now, and you will start crying like a baby . Haha, i can't wait to see you mate! Gonna' smack that bitch up next week . xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

Guess what? Three days to go, motherf**kerssssssssss. Aha, gay bum fest time !!!!!!!