rhythm_101

"......a tube, bucket of luke warm water, lubrication and a leather strap to bite on :(....."

"...around the same time as all of this was happening, far far away, in a place not very known, a poor young boy was starving...."

"......viagra!!!......well if he was going to comit suicide, he might has well do it with some style!............"

"......but unfortunately, unbeknownst to the chief executive, the idea had already been patented, therfore he wasn't able to produce the bat, this lead to him sinking into deep depression......."

".......thats when the cheif executive of "bats for pets" stepped in, introducing the brand new......" EDIT: spelling :">

"........pedro the amazing table tennis playing chiwowa...."

"........an official inquiry into the poor lads death was launched, but due to the incompetance of the inquirey board(SP?).................."

IMO you dont need any more help, thats the only way to go :D :)

"...which was nice..."

i've got the b*****d, it was sent to me over MSN, cant get onto any anti-spyware websites, its shit :P i'll try your links :P :o

HELP!!!!! and i'll give you head :P :o

"....spontainiously combust....while busting into flames he....."

not if you run maxxis tyres (dualply) :P i used to run an onza hog rim, with maxxis highroller 2.5 (now its a minion) an i run less than 20psi and never had a pinch puncture in over 6 months....but my rim has taken the load instead! :o

woodstocks are nice, i had one, but was converted to the darkside, and bought myself a T-rex :P its up for sale, if your interested :o"

do it......selll it.....then buy a T-pro :P" :D

HAHAHA i completely forgot that one, thats the funniest film in the world "he's not the mesiha(SP?) he's a very naughty boy! :) genious :P

i think they're the same but with eyelets,you could go for the onza hog rim, which is the same as koxx but only avaliable in black from www.tartybikes.co.uk you could also go for the ronnie rim 38mm wide, eyeletted and only 30 odd quid also avaliable at tartybikes, i would go for he ronnie rim as its stronger, i've got a hog rim and its quite frankly quite poo, but it depends on the wheel build aswell (Y) (Y)

depends what cranks you want, i.e if you've got middleburns, and want new middleburns, i would just go whith normal square taper cranks, eaisier and cheaper. but if you're thinking of swithichng cranks i.e midlleburn to other the i would go for isis mainly 'cos the only contender IMO are tensiles, which only come in isis anyway (Y) so.. i personaly would buy the tensiles and move from square taper to isis, so..the choice is up to you tarar (Y)

the matrix- best film ever in my opinion, dunno why i love it so much but i do :- love the loby scene :)

maybe normal LHM fluid, avaliable from halfords from aroun 3 quid? tis the same as magura fluid, i haven't had any problems with it and the brake feels solid and responsive :- :)

as someone said before IT scared the shit out of me :) but i was about 10 :- so maybe if i re-watch it twill be a bit crap :P ....dont you hate it when that happens, you have memories of films/programs from when you younger, then you re-watch them, and they turn out to be really bad :P

i have a T-rex "woodstock" spec, but my parts are actually from the woodstock, so i have the black forks, which in my opinion are nicer :D i've just got my brand new minion 2.5 supertacky on the back and some ritchey true grips, well they rippoff ritchy grips from velo but are exactly the same, got them at traade price, which works out a 70p :P (Y) P.S the bike rides really nicely, i'm 6'4 and its quite comfortable :P :S

sounds big engines my dog yawning profile cassete hubs the noise my neck makes when i click it the noise dogs paws make when running on pavement smells freshly baked bread (Y) the smell when its hot and starts to rain petrol hot summers day fresh sheets textures my dogs fur girls stomachs velvet fresh sheets warm dry sand

I am an immigrant, doesn't mean i'm off stealing cars and shit :P , maybe people should stop using the word immigrant, as it seems like the majority of people don't actually know what it means :lol: if someone was to to say, my best friend's an immigrant, i bet you a good percentage of people would instantly assusume that im asian, probably not working, "living" off the state and generally being a shit, whereas in reality im white, english, have a job and im a fellow trials rider (Y) i forget my point but i hope you all roughly get what im talking about :P :P

so crap that i love it :lol: have you painted the forks to match the front end???