Dr. Nick Riviera

andy what did you take at uni?

watch out sheldon brown

i dont even watch his stuff but for gods sake its Derren

impressive but not impressive, its all been dones before really. i wanna see something where he really might die

get a bmx spaced singlespeed one. regular one has space for a casette an would be way too wide

i may well love you. macs vs pc tea vs coffee whatever!! although if windoze was so shit why is it still so commonly used?

epitaph

ahahahahahh. that episode is brilliant. "shamansburys"

Jimmy White Brown

garotte, in the true style of a mafioso

Trials Questionnaire 1: Sex A: Male 2: Age A: 12-16 3: First Part of Postcode (Eg BN23) BN 4: Which type of bike do you ride? C: Stock (26”) 5: How often do you usually keep your frame for? E: Until it breaks 6: How much are you prepared to spend on a frame? C: £200-£250 7: On a scale of 1-5 how important are the following features when choosing a frame? (1 = Not very important, 5 = Very important) A: Manufacturer 1 B: Information available online 3/4 C: Quality of manufacturer’s website 2 D: Price 4 E: Weight 3 F: Strength 5 G: Results in competitions from sponsored riders 0 H: Finish (colour and stickers) 2 I: Exclusivity 1 J: Unique features (XTP style head tube, disc mount, etc) 2/3 K: Length of warranty 4 L: Positive reviews 4 M: Geometry 5 N: Custom geometry 3/4 O: Customer Service 4 8: Are you loyal to one frame manufacturer? B: No 9: Who is your favourite trials frame manufacturer? pashley 10: Why? they produce my favourite trials frame (26mhz)

dont bother , its too f'kin slow. i hated my beta version , so i went back to XP

see above

i'd have the motherf**king batmobile. ain't no chump gonna catch me in that!

old news , but they are pretty rad. specially if you've got an office job or summat

i've never been to Briatin..... i think we'll be giant superbeings, only completely hairless. and i think at the end of the day, we'll be more or less the same. only with bigger hands , eyes and sex organs.* *if you wonder what that will look like, look in the back of a spoon, in the bathroom

half range, with prometheus pellets , you're a gonner. where's jay when you need him?

bike>car

thug fo life.

buy a bigger gun and shoot back . duh!

bomber? jackflash?

i used to think my mummy loved me

sean paul - get busy ?

but sam , you're also 16, so people will be jumping to conclusions as most self prolaimed 16 year old engineers are actually motor mechanics who like to fib. you are studying a btec in engineering , you aint an engineer brutha

conveniently forgetting that judaism, christianity and islam are based on the same things