Dr. Nick Riviera

rapier like, i hope that was an original.

Open university holla, brrrap. I'm not a failure, honest...

for all those worried about iphones in your pockets, as far as i know, the touchscreens are not pressure based ones, they work on voltage change due to the conductivity of your skin. full article here.

the only think i don't like is the massive price for the phone, because you get unlimited web which is about 7/8 quid from other networks so there's a fw quid in there which seem to be just for the sake of gaining back the ground they gave away to apple. shit son, o2 gotta get paid. what network you with si-man?

it doesn't hang up when i close the slider. i hate it.

where's the 'I like both' option?

surely that takes 98% of the fun out of it though? eg. making up funny answers when you don't know the right one.

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true tomm, but people look for functionality in phones.

don't forget how big America is, or how much of a status symbol this must be.

i thought it was shit.* *not really, but there's not much i can say.

slow as f**k, buggy as hell, and for anything >£50 a month, you'll probably have to pay for the phone. most people go on about the camera, which in itself is pretty good, but it's a phone, not a camera. The battery life is a pile of shit, and unless you're a tard who wanders round like a street hooligan listening to music on his phone, then i can't see much real desire for one. there are a real lack of decent themes/applications for it and because symbian is a nonce it's shitting hard to write your own for. but 'part from that, i like mine.

404 care not found; it's a load of seriously outdated technology with a touch screen and an apple logo.

virus check/scan for spyware?

Because he's a tool.

you're all getting childish now really. danny; try to act all hard and superior and people will think you're a complete dickhead. stop trying to argue something you know needs not to be argued. also the clothing matter, for someone that's arguing about anti stereotyping, you're assuming that you know best about all of this, now i'm not saying i do, but someone who pays £300 for a Dior shirt probably wouldn't piss on you if you were on fire for wearing that shit you keep banging on about. so just leave it. everyone else; take the piss out of how stupid he is, not what stereotype you think he conforms to.

LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROYYYYYYY JENK................ oh, nevermind.

quoted for truth.

it's ok to be curious, perfectly normal for a boy of your age.

dress in a white sheet, turn up an hour early. congratulations, you're a premature ejaculation.

Live.

Long distance, how the f**k do i do it?

personally i would have opted for another subforum in here. just keeps everything nice and central.

don't see why the papers just don't save time and ink;

and lo, the forum nazis have risen.