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So?

Am I the only one who likes a bit of proper chill out classical music to encourage me to ride as smooth as possible? For me, it was all about riding in time with the music wherever I could too - that seemed to really encourage a good flow to my riding.

for making a mistake? Didn't think Mods were human enough for that to happen?

Nope, we just need someone to buy them.

They are wrigglier than you think... I couldn't hold Mr Chinnery still for long enough to get the pic before the murder as stipulated in the terms set by the mod team Thus I had to spare his life. Sorry NMC.

I never said he or you visit the sites - they just measure your penis from webcam feeds they monitor on msn. In your case, their software must have confused an odd clitoris as a very small penis... They can't get it all right.

To be honest, I haven't looked into the specific specs of the laptop you have, but you're probably right there. If you're confident that you wont need 4gb any time soon (i.e. you don't do any mega editing of video or photos or run hench games) then go for the 2gb - it's still a huge jump from where you are right now!

You'd be better off with 2x1gb than 1x2gb and 1x512mb. As Muel said, it's best to keep them in matched pairs. Which is also why you should try to get the extra cash together for 2x2gb if you can, because you'll only have to do it some other day anyway!

I can't, that's as far as I could be bothered to take the preposterous lies...

It's targetted advertising mate. All the sites do it these days. Basically the site checks your IP address, looks up stats about you in the global database and give you ads based on those records. Don't ask me how, but they obviously have facts on your tiny penis

Naaah, apparently that's the initiation for Senior Membership at the moment.

To press something like Menu, Down, Down, Select, Select? Lazy git.

Try rescanning the box, generally helps me

Twenty f**king five pounds on flowers. They aren't even that amazing... That'll teach me for not looking at any pricing before I go to the counter... Lol. I hope she likes them when I pop over there after work!

Speaking of Skate 2, my woman just bought me it last night... So I shall be wanting to partake in one of these sessions with you lot at some point.

I think it was an attempt at humour

I will also get straight to the point: Now continue to sit in NMC while everyone laughs at you. NOTE: Normally I wouldn't be so picky, but you did ask...

It is, haven't you got any?

To Fattie: I said Hannah. Mainly because she's far too young for me, but also because she's female.

Visit TF less.. Lol

And some would prefer to put it in FP than you, don't forget those ones...

I can't decide whether you've got too much time on your hands or you're just full of genius lately...

No, I went down the Charge Plug route. I didn't want to be held so lowly in the master of fixed opinion.... You never did get back to me on why the Langster is so bad? Is it because it's made fixies more mainstream, or is there something actually wrong with them?

For a start I'm riding fixed now, so I don't give a toss about the preconceptions. Going with my earlier example, Danny didn't sit on here going "I can do x y and z moves on the fourplay" - he just got a vid out and showed people. That's not the point ultimately. The point is no-one gives a f**k whether you're 'pretty quick' or not. You just sound like an up-your-own-arse cock when you say stuff like that. I dunno, maybe I'm just being harsh, but at the same time I definitely wouldn't have picked up on it if you'd chosen "I'm not slow" instead of "I'm pretty quick".

Sorry FP, but this is getting out of hand again.... How many people on here who are bloody awesome at trials talk about how they are the shit? Even more so, do you reckon Danny Mac (for instance) goes on a fine art forum (for instance) to talk about how great he is at tailwhipping to drops? No, he doesn't. And nor should you. If you're quick, well done. But you're nothing to shout about because if you were you'd be on the track doing what the real quick boys do. If you think you're quick enough for that then do it, see you in the CW offices. If not then shut up, no one cares about you jumping lights in a 'race' against an S2000! Have a little bit of modesty, it's a great trait. By the way, I'm the best.