Has anyone seen my shoe?

I havent got the hate messages yet

Yeah thats another good point. To be fair, its not exactly the most inventive idea, I just thought i'd be the first in this thread...

Or hated as the case may be

Have you been sympathetically doing absolutly nothing but complaining about everything? If not, then your not pro

Airplane 1 and 2 Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon Matrix 1 Batman Begins (i love it) Anchorman Layer Cake Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels Snatch The Italian Job

Oh yeah, did I mention I have like, complete control over her?

I winnorz. P.S. Poopipe, your girlfriends a hell of a lot more pregnant then you are too.

Eccles cakes and rain is a surprisingly nice mix

Thought i'd be the first to do this so.... My girlfriends a lot like me, just a hell of a lot smaller. She doesn't talk much. We are together all the time, she'll do anything for me etc What more could you ask for? Ermmm... I could wish that she wasnt a hand

Not trying to diss the Sea Cadets (I dont know how things are run elsewhere) but down here they are shit. Their uniform looks crap (the way its ironed, not just the actual look) and their drill is utter pants. Whats this pulling your talking about anyway>

That is the sex, I want a scar like that Seriously though, how was your back before in comparison to this dudes?

I just play whatever the most recent game I have is, unless i'm in the mood for something different

Sorry to hear about it. RIP

Dogs of War, crap film, good to watch with a lady as they get scared.

Your not exactly helping yourself are you

PWNED </stupid content of post> Yeah I can see what you mean, but aren't all communities ruined by a popularity contest? Nice, put forward your case for senior WOOP </sarcasm> Again another good point and I can see what you mean about the being mates part. It does seem that some seniors are made just because they are friendly with the admins. But its Tom and Danny's forum, so who cares. P.S. yoyoyo, dont give Tom or Danny the dictator idea EDIT: Just to point out I think Tom and Danny do a excellent job, the forum is brilliant and the fact that certain things dont please certain people is good. The admins/mods/seniors are here to do a job, not to please everyone.

Yaaaar I was in Air Cadets until recently when I got accused of assault. I stayed long enough to clear my name and then left. Got to the rank of Flight Seargent and managed to do some pretty cool stuff, fired a PSG-1, was part of the Queen Mothers guard of honour when she came to colchester not even metioning the flying , camps and all the other malarky. Yeah my best friend is a guy I met in the ATC.

Obviously I didnt mean I was going to go up to her and say 'Oi SLAG I still like you' or whatever, just build up to it like I would if it was the first time. I have her number, we text frequently and hugs to say hello and bye are standard now-a-days

Mr Monkey is my favourite ever member I think, I can see why he got banned though. To be fair whatever Tom and Danny says, goes. Hes just going to have to deal with it. Thats the problem with this forum, the boundry between funny and innapropriate posts is small

Righto, update, hot girl, told her a liked her a while back (just after she split from her boyfriend IDIOT) nd she said she was flattered but wasnt looking for a boyfriend. Now im debating wether to tell ther I still like her or just assume that she doesnt like me and the above was just a convienent excuse.

I didnt think much of Pro Evo 5 when I bought it, I personally prefer Fifa.

Why lower the opacity?

Easy statement to make, but its not just bearded arabs, now i'm not going to tell you to open your mind to other possibilities but what you said is a crap generalisation.

Nah, hes not trigger happy with the warnings, just means he closes topics more and shiznit, he is probably online more then most though.

Wahey, more riders. Umm usually ride around St Botolphs Roundabout, Opposite Boots, Castle Park and the Priory as well as the loading bays. Add me on msn ilostmyleftshoe@hotmail.com