Has anyone seen my shoe?

Good. I IZ T E H WINNORZ (damn filter thingy wont let me type T E H properly) I think the picture you looking for is this:

Fair enough To the rest of the post, where in here did plainlazy state that he was buying the new one, because its the new one. His old ones full, he needs a new one, he'd rather wait til the new model is out, rather then pay the same amount of money for less product. Wouldnt you be a bit pissed if you paid £40 (random figure) for some new bars then 2 weeks later the new version comes out. Also with the new versions coming out, the previous versions will be lowered in price So in answer to your last question, yes, I do have a valid arguement.

Why have you got a nice new (ish) BMX frame and components? Why didnt you go for similar 2003 versions?

I got an iPod, mainly because I like them, my old MP3 was on its way out anywho but it wasnt really an upgrade. I love my iPod now and I would happily buy another one when this one dies. On the issue of bringing out the best version straight away, did you know that everlasting lightbulbs could have been invented if it wasnt for the market of them. Think if you sold an everlasting lightbulb then you'd buy one for each room (maybe more in case you accidently smashed one etc) and that would be it. Money is a wonderful thing...

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Pete Wright is my Home Boy Or on the front ABRAKABRA..... on the back f**k your still a fanny.

Daveys a bit gay. Thats a nice bike you have there, liking the new rear wheel, odd choice of colours though but who cares. You have flanged grips, I want your babies (and your bike).

Fair enough

At the party last week there was a lot of cheese thrown about. Also cheese was hidden behind picture frames, in books etc. Then Pegs were hidden everywhere and finally the bacon rashers came out and I slapped someone around the face with one.

Haha Barber was un-validated. Why?

Yeah, ive seen it before though.

HAHA, i like it when he crashes into the back of the van 'It was at a funny angle' 'Tyrone.... its dead behind you'

HAHA "Youve done a rally driving course havent you Tyrone" "Course I have"

I shave most days, also a couple of hours before I go out aswell. I shouldnt though, I dont look 17

Airplane 2 - They're flying to the moon on the first ever commercial flight. The computer takes over and directs the shuttle to the sun. Old Guy 'OH MY GOD.... the sun!' Woman 'Whats that?' Old Guy 'Big firey ball in the middle of our solar system, but thats not important.'

Some more: A nurse walks into a bank and goes to write a cheque. She reaches in her pocket and pulls out a rectal thermometer and tries to write with it. She looks up at the teller, pauses for a moment. Then realizing her mistake, she says, "Well that's great. Some arsehole's got my pen." In the grotto, Santa asks a little girl what she'd like for Christmas. "I'd like Barbie and Action Man". "Doesnt Barbie come with Ken? " asked Santa. "No," says the little girl, "she comes with Action Man, she just fakes it with Ken." Man: Doctor you've got to help me, I've got a cricket ball stuck up my arse! Doctor: How's that? Man: Don't you Fu**ing start! Two old women were chatting in a tea shop when one asks the other: "Did you come on the bus?" The other replies: "Yes, but I made it look like an asthma attack." John, woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise," he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?" "Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonising the entire board of directors and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face." "He's an asshole," John said. "Piss on him." "You did," came the reply. "And he fired you." "Well, screw him!" said John. "I did. You're back at work on Monday." Did you hear the two television aerials got married? The wedding was shit but the reception was excellent A woman has twins, and gives them up for adoption. One of them goes to a family in Egypt and is named "Amal." The other goes to a family in Spain, they name him Juan". Years later, Juan sends a picture of himself to his mum. Upon receiving the picture, she tells her husband that she wished she also had a picture of Amal. Her husband responds, "But they are twins. If you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal The boss was in quandry - he had to fire somebody. He had it narrowed down to one of two people, Debra or Jack. But it was an impossible decision, they were both super workers. Rather than flip a coin, he decided he would fire the first one who used the water cooler the next morning. Debra came in the following day with a horrible hangover after partying all night. She went over to the cooler to take an aspirin. The boss approached her: "Debra," he said, "I've never done this before, but I have to lay you or Jack off." "Could you jack-off?" she said. "I feel like shit." An 86-year-old man walked into a crowded doctor's office. As he approached the desk, the receptionist said, "Yes sir, what are you seeing the doctor for today?" "There's something wrong with my dick," he replied. The receptionist became irritated and said, "You shouldn't come into a crowded office and say things like that." "Why not? You asked me what was wrong and I told you," he said. The receptionist replied, "You've obviously caused some embarrassment in this room full of people. You should have said there is something wrong with your ear or something and then discussed the problem further with the doctor in private." The man walked out, waited several minutes and then reentered. The receptionist smiled smugly and asked, "Yes?" There's something wrong with my ear," he stated. The receptionist nodded approvingly and smiled, knowing he had taken her advice. "And what is wrong with your ear, Sir?" "I can't piss out of it," the man replied. A man rushes home, bursting through the front door of his house yelling to his wife, "Pack your bags baby, I just won the lottery! All £10,000,000...." "Woooohooo!!!! That's great sweetie" she replies, "Do I pack for the beach or the mountains?" "Who cares", he replies, "Just f**k off!" A Blonde suspects her boyfriend of cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment unexpectedly and sure enough, she opens the door and finds him in the arms of a redhead. Well, the blond is angry, She opens her purse to take out the gun but as she does so, she is overcome with grief. She takes the gun and puts it to her head. The boyfriend yells "No, honey, don't do it." The blond replies "Shut up, you're next." Wayne Rooney goes to the doctors and says, "Doctor, every time I look in the mirror I get aroused." The doctor replies, " I'm not surprised, you're a fanny." How did Darth Vader know what Luke Skywalker got for Christmas? He felt his presents A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said, "My dog's cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?" "Well," said the vet, "let's have a look at him." So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. "Hmm," says the vet, "I'm afraid I'm going to have to put him down" "Just because he's cross-eyed?" says the man. "No, because he's heavy," said the vet.

Mickey Mouse is in court divorcing Minnie. The judge says: "So lets get this straight, you're divorcing Minnie because of her bucked teeth?" Mickey looked puzzled, turned to the judge and said: "I never said that, I said she was f**king Goofy."

Did you employ professional linguist to type your post Nice pictures though, especially like the 1st and 2nd.

Just watched the first video. Ive seen alot of conspiracy theories but that has to be the most compelling and convincing of the ones ive seen. I didnt even know about the gold under the tower, crazy shyt. Im still abit sceptical about the whole thing though, im not sure any government would want to do that to their own country but thats my opinion.

Bruce Lee and Chuck Norris fight in Enter the Dragon (i think) Watched Lock Stock, Snatch and Layer Cake in a row yesterday God I love those films.

Just you wait til my invention comes out. TOAST IN A CAN™

You can get that? Where from mo' fo'?

That was hilarious, aswell as the end where he moves his dads house

The Black Knight - Monty Python and the Holy Grail Airplane 1 or 2 I cant remember where the guy goes 'Ive got a drinking problem' picks up a glass of drink and pour it all over him self. Or the bit where these two people are talking and one goes 'Surely you cant be serious' and the other goes 'I am serious.... and dont call me Shirley'

Shevchenko? Hes going to be a flop, I doubt he'll score more then 15 this season. Fredrico, you paid money for Giggs? Are you a fool? How many does he score a season, 1 maybe 2, get someone like Cahill instead, much better point getter.