the_soon_to_be

read the thread that was locked, go to the bathroom with towel come tell a forum load of lads about your adventures

tried it, when i had a shower after talking to you about it, please note : you did not give the "material" to try it

dave, your suck a cool cat well, a guys gotta live in hope :$

wait, i can't quite feel it, alittle harder, and higher up almost feel it, "oo er mister, you got a abnormal bone down here" joke : why do gingers smell answer : so you can find them in the dark

bet you smelt her a mile away then

means he kinda wants to, but as a fall back girl not worth it,

bi-sexual ?

member 1 and 2 are lefty's leave you to draw your own conclusions, please don't ban me

3 of you, your mean't to put your name down don't be shy *giggles like a little girl*

hahaha, anzo is now know as "the bloke from the girl trouble thread" typical girl hatred from a true gay

just wondering how many people on the forum are left handed (anyone who looks in "girl trouble thread" be quite) oh and if you are, please put your name down, for a, erm, college project

toodles poodles, and good luck with the shizzal

haha, i saw a chav at train station today exactly the same, he was acrring his t shirt and had a jumper over his shoulder and coat tied round his waist from a distance he looked hard a fook, no shit, till he stood next to me and was about 5 foot 5 then he looked a complete twat with his carier bag of fosters

i think......he just pissed in your cornflakes

i can answer that, tripod

that guy is hung like a horse for his size

-pennis push ups -pennis pogo stick list goes on...

i told you what i'm capable of, you just gotta use the full potential

to have gone through puberty, i guess... and you are void if you have a pencil dick

i suggest we leave emo's alone and bitch about bearded ladies, who's with me.....

i agree to moods, when i listen to death metal (i do alot) it gets me aggressive and want to fight so i listen to it more to fuel my aggression.. but anyother time i listen to semi heavy, and i'm all good and acting normally

i get seriosly frustrated if tight boxers, so in the cinema today and undid my jeans, undid buttons on boxers, cock and balls out my trousers throughout film t-shit pulled over partly = best feeling ever, and strangley arrousing

it was dave

pah, texts are shit, go and meet her and talk it face to face, brownie points to be had and grovel like a beast, tell her about your sleepless night worring about if this most stupid thing you said will have any side affects, make HER the object of your appoligie no matter what

how much he charging you sam, remember college is free