the_soon_to_be

i feel a bloody idiot, but, me and george are the only ones who know the compete story on everything.. and ass grabbing, not our thing, more the holding hands and gazing into each others eyes romantics

saturday night, i have a free house all weekend, and my gf is having her birthday meal on saturday night, her friends are there (ok, i know them) but her parents are going to be there... bearing in mind i haven't met them yet, i have been warned by my mum that it will prob be akward as a mofo meeting her parents for the first at her birthday meal therefore i am stupidly nervous for a few reasons (not to be disclosed) but moreso about her dad, dunno why but the farthers are always the hard ones to get on with, so not entirely sure if i am going but i don't want to disapoint george over my nerves, SHIT !!!!!!!!!

na, when you say it to another person... there was a black out on my street last night..... luckly somone shot him before any damage was done

ram me in the wrong hole, your black back i'll sort you out my man some younger girls are immature, but some are just like you, i've had younger girlfriends and i don't look/act 17 so its never a problem.. although the mums never mind, my old gf her mum introduced us, but it take longer to get on with the fathers if it feels right then just do it ust make sure its for all the right reasons and not to get your big end wet

oh well, don't worry i need no wanking material and yeah, i won't be putting pics of georgie on here EVER

why no pics ??????

charlie, you got a gf whos a month and a half older than you hats of to you, straight up

its not the fact that its 7 years, the fact that she has possible left school 2 months ago and he prob has his own house etc.. but meh, not my problem

meh, just be prepared for her mum to get on alright with you and her dad to f**kING hate you... age isn't such a big thing in this day and age, although think to yourself would you find it hard intriducing her to your parents ???

'13 people... my sisters boyfriend, he is quality... you shouldve come tonight! met everyone.. would you have? love you x x x x x x x x' 'just wandering bout, soo tired.. whatcha up to? can't see straight either.. eurgh rum... love you x x x x x x x' 'Quite.. feel well dizzz and tirdd... gona go skeep now! text u 2morrow about meetimg love you lots n lots x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x x xx x x x x' all last night from my slightly drunk gf at her dads party with friends

just found the site, and spent ages watching them.... f**k me running..... it goes like a ethiopean who saw a burger van....

harsh as it sounds, as soon as i read "to show off" i kinda lost sympathy and can only be glad that the topic title didn't have the words "killed" in it seems unfair that ami got such bad injuries and the driver didn't, not wishing anything upon him but, he wanted to mess about in a car to look cool and it resuilted in he injuries, and he worries about his car but glad your alright, and wish ami a speedy and full recoverly

wheres these videos merlin man i (we) wanna see them

even if they do go like shit.... i still think they are kitted up chav wagons.... fecking quick chav wagons though...

tuesday BBC2 7:30pm i think

love to see someone give the front brake a fist full on that 'extreme headangle' be funny as a funny thing on laughing gas

i only ever do it when i am seriously seriouly drunk., at a party on sunday night i was in bed with my gf when i went to bed, and woke up inside of the cupboard with the door shut, but occasionly wake up leaning against the garage door, tv down stairs and other random places

oh well JTM the simple minds of us mer mortals doesn't have the overwhelming knowledge of you *i bow before you* maybe you could stop taking the piss out of anyone who say about 6*9's and go play with you hair dressing car

sam, you forget that your car is crashed, it has that funny front end

that there sub and amp, anymore details ???

hahahahahahahaha honestly how sad have you gotta be to shag a torch,

have ago at Mr T that'd be cool

Gggggggggaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyy

my good, i had the best/worst night of my life last night... had a party in a caravan, rav + 3litres of cider and 6 beers + gf = well used bollox and a mega hang over but it was soooooooo good threw up the most random shit though, looked like lobster or crab sticks

crap, been greatful all over the screen, where's my tissues but oh my, how atractive is that :$