the_soon_to_be

haha, i like it... but yeah, if you really wanna get you nob wet then dip you rocket in cold water, it feel's good actually this thread cannot be closed, until he says these exact words "we are now madly in love, nothing wrong, no wanking for me" or "i ditched the bitch, this thread is no longer needed"

no shit shurlock but, at this rate, he might as well start his own thread "rob and his power crazy girlfriend"

for how long, few days... just either ditch her, or stop pissing everyone off and telling us how stuff goes wrong and then alright, so far it sounds the much retarded

yeah, but i don't think child porn would come up on a google search, sick as f**k if it did

yep, and i have found it out first hand, group of 5, group of 5 of us suddenly it become group of 5 against me

personally, i'd like your mum not aimed at anyone in particular, but your mum in general

na, if your gunna do it, do it properly, say she showed you PINKness

There are two paedophiles on a bus, and a girl about aged 8 gets on. One paedophile says to the other one, "I bet she was a stunner in her day!" A man comes from work to discover his girlfriend packing all her stuff up. "Where are you going?" he asks. "I'm leaving you" she replies. "Why?" he counters. "Because I found out you're a paedophile" she cried "A paedophile? A paedophile?" he screamed "That's a pretty big word for a ten year old!"

bet i could do better (not going to though) but it is stupid, their is no point in patriasiom in football these day, most the bloody player aren't english anyway.... infact watching football is a pointless thing anyway, kinda like rape.... EDIT : just read that, why the f**k did i mention rape

haha, the guy at the back with the blue shirt on looks like he has one of them fake glasses, with no and moustache quality google images + sausage = 1st page spit roast

i'll have a "05 cracked t-pro" if i cover postage or failing that the zip got a bit of a collection though, and you current bike truely is sexual

personally i think you should sell one to me

well it won't but it will last a bit depends how handy he is with tools, might not be able to tell a drill from his arse hole

first, fix the pedal in the crank using araldite.. centre punch the middle of the crank, with the arm lenght ways, so it is like... erm, cannot explain, imagine you have a hard on, and you nob is on end, centre punch where you japs is, going down it once you have done that, going through the pedal... use a tap, maybe, 5-6mm, and tap all the way through the pedal.... should be ok for a while

http://www.nrg4u.com/freebsd/baby-doll-1-small.jpg baby = search word page 1 could have turned nasty, and sick though

fooking hell if you think alot of kissing make them a slag, everyone you've met is a slag.... think about snap, only went once, think how many sloppy 2nd's you got there if she did 3 seperate spit roasts with 2 men each time, then she a slag so even if she is a slag, get you nob wet and then walk away, tis the way forward on a worse note, i am still single, but hopefully not mu ch longer, as i was quite shy around the ladies, in making the 1st move, but recently i have been around alittle too much death with old scholl mates, and it has really mad me change my attidute on life, i am now all up for living it to the full and first thing to do, is not so shy, now don't care what people think so much, so hopefully be posting in the happy thread soon

yeah, sam... you dirty ghey, i said we should stay "oh no, we shuldn't"..... what a wang was good though, and i am in the process of buying another trials bike, i wanna ride again

BALLS, TITS and ARSE i don't have a bike, but sam has offered me a bmx, so looks like being a titty on a bmx watching, oh well, canny wait, want to have a bbq on the beach too

damn, was gunna say atleast you put a hat on it

i, whilst i type this post am realising i need a shit, soooo badly..... brb

you know it, went to school with her, and she live just down the road, you wanna see it, check her friends from my old school

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fusea...iendid=23093526

sam, you better pull this off so i can see someone eat a king let me know if you need aany help

no offense but if it is so serious then why ask alot of chumps on a forum ?

come to chi college, you know you want to failing that, how about professional bum ?