the_soon_to_be

nokia 1100, old school black and white screen, chucked, hit, etc. not even stopped woring yet gaz.,..

don't think it autmated, as he replied to what i said, sort of gaz...

yes because i always have a rape alarm when i answer the phone, prob sam giving me number out, funny though me be in a river soon then, hope not, touch wood gaz..

just got a call from what sounded like a chav saying "you been sleeping with my gf", then " i'm gunna kill you, murder you, break you knee caps" went on for about 5 mins saying how he gunna kill me, RANDOM, just thought i would make a random post gaz...

what, that car is actually sexual, leave it alone, it has feeling to.. gaz...

i think the bugatti has abit more power than the F1 boys, gaz...

i am sure that the power from that thing could have pushed even the stig to ditching it, their track is not the biggest and i am sure he would lose it, but anyways, apparently the STIG has webbed buttox, xo sure he could tame it... gaz...

ah, now it makes sense, not surprised, 0-60 in 2.9 secs, same as a dwin yamaha R1 engined Z cars mini not bad at all gaz...

that's cause the mclaren will only do 240mph, so course it's gunna beat it to 250mph, gaz... doubt they will make 300, if they loosing on average £4.2 million on each car made and sold, that would make a total of £126 million in loses, i don't think so... gaz..

sure clarkeson said they sent him the more powerful supercharged twin turbo model, "pushing 1000 bhp", it on like 13 bhp, nopt alot of difference... gaz...

full tank of fuel will be gone in 12 mins at 252mph, and then you need to replace all tyres, and 10 radiators, wow.... even a rad for the hydrolic fluid for the spolier, shit... personally, where are you gunna run at 252mph for 12 mins, that is a good few miles that would have to be sraight as a mother, personally i want one top secrets syline on ran up to 200mph, no where near the bugatti, but they have the crazy jap mans car that they did not tset in the "max power" film as had only just been built, should be good... gaz...

just pick the fittest girl there gaz...

oh and on the way to the pub, make sure you go to the shop and get a paper bag, just incase, cut the hole out yourself gaz...

wow, you must have a lady every day of the week, way with them ay gaz...

if you need protection on the first date, walk away or that SLAG will probely charge you gaz... and if you do go with her first date, then she will prob leave you with afew parting gifts, like CRABS

funny story, some girl gave sam@southtrials her number when we were out,(just lean't out the car window), but iti was mean't for me, anyways she asked if i would go and met her but i had only seen her through the window for about 30 seconds, i went, when i got there just introduced myself, chacked she was who i was mean't to be meeting and we went for a walk (ended up about 10miles), but at first it was really akward, but soon got talking propperly, now we speak every night and day, and good friends gaz...

i think EMO is quite a cool look, apart from the tight trousers, i mean i don't wanna see full on balls, apart from girls (don't mean girls with balls), but any fit girl that walks around with their ass half out is fine with me :S gaz... BTW i fecking hate "dashboard confessions", the national EMO anthem

do you like bush ? gaz...

ah now that sounds like a plan, cheers will look into it gaz...

humm, well it not my prob, if they want lift they put up or get their own car gaz...

ok well, rigid backs will work but not a rool cage, fair enough, but what about the harness problem gaz...

right, well got a mini mayfair 1000cc (1992 k reg etc.), and i am starting witht the interior, but i am getting a safety devises bolt in roll cage, but i want to keep use of the rear seats, i also want buckets, been looking at recliners but due to funds would i stiikl be able to shove people in the back seat if i get ridgid backs and if i have 3 point harnesses where do i connect them up in the back whilst still having use of the back seats, (back seats ill not be used every day, got a bed :) ) gaz...

i rode across the great south run finish line wiuth 2 mates as did not know it was on, went backward and fecked upi the laser timer (Y) got chassed by security to south sea skate park gaz...

humm, level 1, i win. Sam get my forks tack them up and i can either MIG or TIG um up for you, be my claim to fame gaz... or actually scratch that, arc it. Then them suckers never gunna break, at the welds atleast gaz...

ha now i can say i got one over on "MrMonkey", yay gaz...