the_soon_to_be

you can have a kiss as well gaz..

thank you danny will blow you a kiss gaz...

well it is for a different forum, and it won't let me set it, and i am retarded when it comes to computer stuff, maybe not square but so it is limited to 2KB gaz..

ok, i was born completely computer iliterate so could someone re-size this picture for me to 125 pixels spaure, or the file no bigger than 2KB gaz...

give it to me, i will play failing that, walk into a shop, drop one on the counter and say "oopps that fell out, should be in my gun, which is in my pocket", and then "give me all your money" may as well get some use out of it before, or just sell it in college, few people there will buy it gaz...

TWAT the first thing i click on, just after waking up and it that, mother f*cker gaz...

oh, you really have to get super buff, please do, it would make my life especially if you went and kicked chav arse

Generally, I hate the warnings that get sent around but I have to admit that this one is important. If someone comes to your front door and says they are conducting a survey and asks you to show them your bum, do NOT show them your bum. This is a scam. They only want to see your bum. I wish I'd got this yesterday, I feel so stupid and cheap. i know i am gunna get slated for this, i did not write it, just found it hilarious, and now know there is people on here who have a imature side as do i... so if you gunna moan, don't bother gaz...

pah, i would actually love to see that again, please do and will bring mine gaz..

tell me what is going on with this nichols_sam business, did i miss something, everywhere he has posted it say "self censored", did he come out, decide he did not like it and go back in the closet ? explain, all confused gaz...

must say, if money was no object and niethwer was petrol monye, i would have to have my mate's dad's AC cobra, it a original one, not one of these crappy kit car ones like a bat out of hell gaz..

well is anyone, apart from his mother, but i put that down to insest really don't see what their problem is that they have to go and start on everyone and everything... prehaps just not getting enough, or maybe, chavs have a sort of type of PMT, just a thought gaz...

that would be about as hard as confusing a brick wall... and punching is their intelligence, so your buggered either way... so just swing like you mean it, best thing to do, trust... but only if they do first gaz..

hit a few in my time, worst was when me and few other mates were in waterlooville down by halfords, 3 chavs came up giving it all that as they do, so we gave them abuse back, but when push came to shove and they started my bloody "mates", had done a bunk on me, leaving me with 3 chavs... got hit in the head with a bit of 2 X 4, and they hall started punching me in the head trying ot get my bike, so i thought sod this, already in pain, dropped the bike and swung away, think we all came off as bad as each other, then my trusty mate showed up and we had a narly fight... moral is, if they hit you..... Beat the living shit out of them, they won't try it again dirty smelly little cun*ts gaz..

right, anything other than a round nose is GASH end of, gaz..

don't surpose it is Oak is it ?, that is my favorite gaz..

definately to get fitter, express myself more (with the ladies), try and keep a gf for more than 2 weeks... basically it gaz... and to be driving by 2007, and to pass the driving test 1st time (touch wood)

My MINI mayfair nuff said gaz..

ok well Sam@southtrials and myself wanna go on it, but as cannot drive, have to find someone to drive my mini for us... but we would like to know : When is it (anyone know the date How much does it cost to take part Any rules and regulations that might prevent us from taking part Etc..just tell us everything and any of you mini owners taking part this year any help much appriciated gaz..

well now that i had that conversation with abby about giving head, just do that and then ride her like ever night, and have more parties, cause i like them alot itwas fun.... wow prawn did 13 buds, we only did like 7-8 and ran out (that is each) er, something to do with the topic, you should go running wank with both right and left arms, that will sort out you stronger arm, and do like 20 sit ups a night, gaz... oh, and have more parties

actually last night was AWESOME gaz... loving 2006 apart from abit of hang over, and the images of sam's willy , sick shit went down that night

right, oh wel, i have no mounting kit as i said, so looks like we will have to use our engineering skills to fit it in, failing that, bodge it cheers for that lads gaz... ah right, you were talking to me, i have a j reg 1992 mayfair gaz...

cheers mate, not turned anything up as yet, guess could try emailing dash of colour, they might sell me one also has anyone used the curly carbon fibre arches that show the weave, i am debating wethere to sepend like £150 on them or just go with gr5 arches, gaz...

right, hi ho lads... i have just bought a dash board for my mini off ebay, it is in the plain MDF so as i can design it how i wish etc etc.. all i want to know is how does it fit into place, as it come with no fittings or hinges..please help me out btw it is one of the normal one's that just straight into the gap between the top and underside of the dash that is already there cheers gaz... P.s. does anyone know where i can get my grubby little hands on some diamond tread plate ?

was listen to it, when on wc to a reall y good mate (girl), made me jump like abitch and she thought i had had a fit, lol gaz..