Here it comes, the Trials-Forum huff....
People get told off for their random, pointless, really not needed threads so they do the whole "I can do whatever I want, if I wanna, I can" thang and the rest of the unexplainable reverse phsychology, and pretty much the wee baby huff...
They're great to sit and read!
Mr Monkey's posts are very much following this line of thought always mentioning "No-one likes me, I have no friends, boo hoo..."
On a more pointful thought....Your day didn't seem that bad; you broke your bike, it happens; you broke your hosing, that's expected when you snap yuour forks; it rained...ITS THE UK?!?!?!?