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ogre

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  1. The constant erection (gardener)
  2. For a whole frame? that would be crazy although anod purple looks good for rims etc For a whole frame? that would be crazy although anod purple looks good for rims etc Leave it in dull silver, imo it looks ace
  3. And kill your tpa Try to use one finger, and like the other lad have said about putting your lever further away that helps too
  4. My bike breaking where i don't want it to (i'm not allowed to upgrade anything till it dies, or it could cause me to die)(although my dad's buying me a gu typhoon instead of me going on holiday *THRUSTS*), chavs Not having anyone to ride with in my village Not having many spots end of year exams Not fitting in at school (maybe thats good) generally hating school my friends self harming No being allowed to download untill i'm out of school (or year 11, or whenever i dont have exams grr)
  5. Why she f**king rocks!, apparently i <3 her more than biking too
  6. This is what my freind thinks about it all: your all very sexist, sounds like she's just testing how much he likes her. seeing if he will cheat out of frustration, to see if she can trust him when they are like married. sex stops after marrage anyway. and im a catholic and im not exactly into no physical contact so pffft
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    Fat Tax

    I don't think it's the fact that your a bit big, If you do biking etc then your chances of having a heart condition or whatever obessity causes is kept down because you doing exercise, unlike some lardasses who dont do didly squat they only reach for more crap etc. My new concern is what next? (i discussed it with my kickass history teacher) and any of you who have done history will know how this is how some dictatorships kicked off (ok a big switch but it could happen), first they started with smokers now fatties, when are they going to regulate what we'r eating etc? *My opinion of this has started to change lol*
  8. ogre

    Fat Tax

    They can do all you need is a bat and some "normal"-hair coloured freinds...
  9. ogre

    Fat Tax

    Yeah but with biking we probably won't end up with problems later on, I'd rather have the occasional sprain or broken *whatever* that some funky heart in a few years (which is probably more difficult and expensive to fix) I'm all up for the fatty taxing! I'm also intressted to see if children will get taxed (theres some lardass kids nowadays) and how thye will judge if your a genuine fatty that needs taxing, or your just a bit cuddlier than most people like fruitbat <3 or me where it isn't going to be a problem...
  10. Have you not ever been riding and not seen someone comming towards you?i did it the other week lol, although he probably should have seen me lol! Some good riding there too! woo
  11. ogre

    Fat Tax

    By fat do you mean like crazy assed jigglyness? I think it's a good idea! it just depends on who gets taxed, i.e people with mini-man-boobs and a bit of extra round their stomach should get away with it. Or will it just be the absolute tanks you see in mcdonalds all day, if so tax away!
  12. Or get Iolo to make you a mucho strong steel one?
  13. /\ Damn right i do! <Happy tree friend \/ wears his/her mums clothes
  14. /\ Hates himself < Happy tree freinds! \/ bikes gonna break
  15. I got one back in november, there ace, although my left crank died and you should get a brake booster asap (have a gander on tartybikes)
  16. Buy a fleet of minimotos and then drive down in a big assed V fomation blocking up the road and throw things at the limos! (my plan, or one of them) although getting your g.f on the back of one would be difficult...
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    New 20" Frame

    Bit off topic but Can someone explain the highlights of: High/Low BB Long/Short chainstays Long or Short *other bit of frame i have forgotten ?
  18. I think it said on otn there will be a 16t one yeah!
  19. Grips that last about a month, or a SUPERCOOL tartybikes t-shirt which will last forever and make you ride better* and tartybikes are generally awesome! *some claims may not be true....
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    The Chav Thread

    Something like that happened near me, three chavs got stonned and drunk and wrapped a car round a tree haha one died straight away the other two were "fighting for their lifes" luckily they died! *victory dances* (there is/was a bebo site for them and everything rofl)
  21. Wait till someone nicks your bike I'd say keep it! like alot of other people have said they won't care! Just don't ebay it within 5 minutes of it legaly becoming yours incase it all backfires somehow?
  22. ogre

    New 20" Frame

    Whos gonna be selling them, i might be getting a new frame in the summer that price is right up my street woot woot!one111!!!
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