Jaffacakes

John smiths is f**king vile

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In 2 days it will be april fools day. What pranks have you got planned out? I need ideas. So far, were lacing my head chefs hot chocolate powder with laxatives. This means he will keep it up until he finnishes the whole tin It's possibly a bit too harsh, but should be epic... He'd f**king kill us if he found out

Your going to the doctors at 6am? I hate the time man, why cant he just help me out every once in a while

I havnt seen the last 3 episodes, I want to though... I had to put headphones on earlier and watch the bmx movie "roundabouts" on my mates laptop, since they were all watching the last episode

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I cant believe no-ones said it yet. Give her aids Just go to boots and buy them out of 3 for the price of 2 stuff. It could very possibly be the worst £100 you'll ever spend

THAT is f**king genius

In one word, shit. What are you supposed to do with an mp3 player with no screen and no controls... My riding ipod is 4-5 years old and its f**ked but still works perfectly, Its taken some severe knocks

http://beemp3.com/download.php?file=371929...4%3B+BBC+Radio1 Just download it!

STIs are baaaaaaaaaaaaaaad I need to get another test too. I CBA though

Well... This is 150 miles away from where I live. Assuming the bank will be able to arrange a small loan in the next 5 days, I'll probebly get it. I've found an insurance price of £887, which is pretty nice. linky Its got 1 months tax, 2 months MOT, Its done 170,000 miles but nearly 100,000 on the engine. Pretty high I know, but its only got to last me 6 months until I leave the country. It looks awesome though. Whatcha think? edit: Or insured on This for £1050. I cant see this selling for under £1200 to be honest though edit: Or this this. Looks awesome. Could probebly get him down to 700. Insurance is £1100 though and This litrally 10 miles away from me http://search.autotrader.co.uk/es-uk/www/c...icleRegLetter=H

It might have been funny if it was shorter and he fell off

Im not sure why that cracked me up so much

I'd like to stop going out every day and night, also stop spending all my wages within 48hrs of getting payed. Also a hot GF that never left my bed, I wish it was sunny everyday, I was on holiday every day, I had billions of pounds, a theme tune, an anti pregnancy/sti sperm switch To be honest. I'd change pretty much everything Also a cool name like diego or mamba bamba

Where my house is, there's just a cow in a field Its pretty scary stuff to be honest, knowing there could be people staring at me now from space. I'll stop now, im scaring myself

I got her a 99p card and a £8.99 bottle of brut champagne from co-op. I was stood in the shop for ages staring at a huge wall of wine I know nothing about. I decided to get the black bottle and round it off to a 10 sheet. Im really pushing the boat out this year The sick thing is, its her birthday in 5 days and I dont know what to get her... I have no money and her birthday is on payday. I'll have to use all my cunning I hate mothersday, fathersday, valantines day, easter day, and all the other shit days

Boil it in a pan with baking soda, it might tern into crack though...

irn bru's liquid death

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I hate that jaffacakes guy, hes a f**king dick

I hope you cried, puked and crawled. A birthday isnt complete without the combo

She doesnt look bad at all, dno what this confidance shit is about, Id tap that fo' sho, even if she is 16 she doesnt look it Need more pics though, preferably with less clothes on...

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