Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Fancy f**king a horse?Come to Guernsey.I've heard that a few of the prison officers have already stashed a load of hay in his cell . Oooh, rumour has it the horse recently died too. Not enough foreplay and too much horseplay hehe. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cookyboy Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Haha Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Guernsey boys have always been weirdos.Jersey for the win! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Don’t you guys spend most of your time screwing young boys and burying them? I’m not a Guernsey local so I don’t give a shit what anyone says . Far worse can probably be said about Nottingham where I originally come from anyway! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Don’t you guys spend most of your time screwing young boys and burying them?Should I be moving to Jersey? Sounds like heaven... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Should I be moving to Jersey? Sounds like heaven...I couldn't agree more (other than the murderous element). Bring on the buggery. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Don’t you guys spend most of your time screwing young boys and burying them? I’m not a Guernsey local so I don’t give a shit what anyone says . Far worse can probably be said about Nottingham where I originally come from anyway!Ooooooooooo that was low.As soon as the weather gets better (Easter time?) a few of us will be over to show you boys how to ride trials....not horses. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 f**king classic !"He told the court: "I had a few beers, I went to the stable and interfered with the horse."" HAHAHAMore comedy gold for anybody who can't read lots of words joined together...."She said Le Gallais had learning difficulties and his IQ was 'very low' and his sexual desires could have stemmed from incidents in his childhood.His first attack came in October 2007 when he sneaked into the stable and used an up-turned water bucket as a stool."BAHAHAHAHAH !!!!! NEGHHHHHH !!!!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Was this guy related to Mr Hands? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Ooooooooooo that was low.As soon as the weather gets better (Easter time?) a few of us will be over to show you boys how to ride trials....not horses.Sounds good. You'd best learn to ride without your stabilisers off then . But serrrrriously, I'll be done with study then so I'll actually have time to ride. Look forward to it. Might even be able to get Luis out. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Greetings Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Is there a law which says that people are not allowed to have sex with horses? While this might not be entirely normal, sentencing someone like this to 3 years in prison sounds completely wrong. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Was this guy related to Mr Hands?You been speaking to Jefferson Davis Tobias ? He just said that to me on MSN... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 The guy actually drinks drank at a pub about a minutes walk from my flat. Yeah, I kind of agree about three years being a little excessive. It costs about £40k a year to keep someone in prison over here. Surely they could have just bought a lock for the stable!Oh yeah, I thought the blanked out eyes on the horse were a nice touch. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpson Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Should have taken my fathers advise, "if you gonna do something wrong, just don't get caught f**king doing it"Leaving your pants at the scene = noobish mistakeand why have they blanked out the horses eyes? Hope thats a joke? lol Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 and why have they blanked out the horses eyes? Hope thats a joke? lol I think The Sun were the first national paper to publish the story, so it's probably their doing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
doopdoopbedoop Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Is there a law which says that people are not allowed to have sex with horses? While this might not be entirely normal, sentencing someone like this to 3 years in prison sounds completely wrong.Rape... Breaking and entering... Dunno whether I agree with 3 years, or whether the laws regarding rape extend outside of the human world. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 You been speaking to Jefferson Davis Tobias ? He just said that to me on MSN...Yeah.Don't watch the mr. hands video.What ever you do.DONT.DONT! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alex-Mitchinson Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Unless the bloke knows karate or something....he is going to get the shit kicked out of him in prison.Even though your all soft lads.... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Yeah.Don't watch the mr. hands video.What ever you do.DONT.DONT!I did, it was nothing short of wank. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Revolver Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 I did, it was nothing short of wank.What was that? You wanked to it?You wanked to a man taking a horse's monstrous cock up his arse, which thus ruptured his anus and killed him?You make me sick. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 What was that? You wanked to it?You wanked to a man taking a horse's monstrous cock up his arse, which thus ruptured his anus and killed him?You make me sick. PMSL ! In that case I haven't seen the Mr Hands video then, I figured it was the equally gay "How to be hardcore" video... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Haha, gay hardcore. Now we're talking . Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_ Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Well, I just watched mr. Hands, I gotta say, although disturbing in alot of ways, it was less disturbing than 2girls1cup. Also that horse is premature. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pashley26 Posted December 3, 2008 Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 (edited) Haha, gay hardcore. Now we're talking .Whooooo !!!! HAHA, Dan S is viewing...I await "In Russia, horse rape you" Edited December 3, 2008 by Pashley26 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Papa Manual Posted December 3, 2008 Author Report Share Posted December 3, 2008 Also that horse is premature.Is that experience talking?The gay section on youporn is nothing short of amazing.I'm more of an X-tube fan. Looks like Leeroy has made the UD. Linkey. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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