sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Hey i just saw this on another forum and thought i'd bring it to the world of t-f. Write a wish. The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Example: 1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision. 2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. Here's mine. I wish i could control time Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Borat Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Hey i just saw this on another forum and thought i'd bring it to the world of t-f. Write a wish. The next person to reply grants your wish, but there's a consequence to it... (S)he then writes another wish, which the next person corrupts. Example: 1st person: I wish I had X-Ray Vision. 2nd person: Granted, but it only works in nursing homes. Here's mine. I wish i could control time But only on a sunday. I wish I could fly? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Muel Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Into something hard, very fast. I wish I was in bed right now. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TROYston Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 With a Disabled Midgit. I wish my bike worked. ha. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but you break both your legs. i wish i had ice cream right now Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted - rubbed on your stomach whilst a fat bloke licks it off your errected nipps ! i wish i had more money Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adam-Griffin Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted-Monopoly money. I wish i had an Rx7. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
davey1991 Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted - rubbed on your stomach whilst a fat bloke licks it off your errected nipps ! i wish i had more money Granted. But you have to make it by liking dog turd. I wish i wasn't human. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted your gordon brown I wish i had an inspired Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) Granted your gordon brown I wish i had an inspired Granted- but you'd have to be a beginner again I wish I was invisible Edited January 31, 2010 by Ben John-Hynes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but only in a nursing home I wish i wasn't in on a saturday night Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDeathMonkey Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but your out with a one legged gay guy called Gerald who really likes you. i wish i could control what people do. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted- but only small children I wish i was a small child Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SuperDeathMonkey Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 turn around and bend over Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 (edited) Granted! EDIT: I ruined that, sorry guys. I wish I could sing Edited January 31, 2010 by Ben John-Hynes Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hannah Shucksmith Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted! EDIT: I ruined that, sorry guys. I wish I could sing Granted, but you're Susan Boyle. I wish I were a bird. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you're Susan Boyle. I wish I were a bird. Granted, but you'd have to be the big yellow f**ker from sesame street. I wish i could do a massive poo Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nick Melson Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted, but you'd have to be the big yellow f**ker from sesame street. I wish i could do a massive poo Granted but you poo from your eye i wish i could live under water. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but only in sewage water I wish x-factor and pop stars never happened Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 granted but only in sewage water I wish x-factor and pop stars never happened Granted- that is all. I wish I could jump off a cliff, and fly back up. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Shaun H Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted- that is all. I wish I could jump off a cliff, and fly back up. Granted, but you hit the floor first. I wish I was super fit. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you have the penis of a housefly I wish i could do majic Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben John-Hynes Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but you have the penis of a housefly I wish i could do majic Granted- but you have to learn to spell it first. I wish I had a pet bat. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hendrix Posted January 31, 2010 Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted- but you have to learn to spell it first. I wish I had a pet bat. Granted, but he's a vampire bat. I wish I had a huge bar of chocolate. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sideburns(dnt ask) Posted January 31, 2010 Author Report Share Posted January 31, 2010 Granted but its american chocolate I wish i hadnt just ran out of teabags Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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