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^Just bizzar^ why didn't you tell her your 14 and a half, could have made all the difference ;)

Dang it. I'm 15 in a couple of months :P

"I may be young, but I'm ready" would've been a good reply. That day I learnt something about girls; if they're wrong it is apparently you who's wrong.

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*me talking to my friend about my motorbike*

"oh my god you're so manly! Can I have your number? How old are you?" says random girl, about 17/18

"I'm 14" I replied

"WTF? You thought you had a chance with me? Ha! What were you thinking asking me out?" She shouts then everybody looks at me.

Then I say loudly "What a perv, asking out a 14 year old!"

She was so embarrased, trying yo cover her grave mistake by framing me. Okay, I look older than what I am but what she said was completely unnecessary. It was wierd because I never get asked out, EVER. She doesn't know what she's missing out on :P

This sounds completely made up, sorry.

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*me talking to my friend about my motorbike dreams*

"oh my god you're so young! Can I have your older brothers number? How cute are you?" says random girl, about 17/18

"I'm 14 get your knickers off" I replied

"WTF? You thought you had a chance with me? Ha! What were you thinking asking me out?" She shouts then everybody looks at me.

Then I say loudly "What a perv, asking out a 14 year old!"

I was so embarrased, trying to cover my insainly errect penis. Okay, Im propperly horny. but what she said was completely unnecessary. It was wierd because Ive never had a bj, EVER. She doesn't know what she's missing out on :P

more likley :P
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"Hi, I'm a trials rider"

Lady:-a trials rider? what is that?

you:- it is like a jump bike, and looks like a bmx, but kinda different

Lady: ohh, so you ride a BMX!

You: yes, I do.

Every. Single conversation about trials riding

^^^daamn

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