Biff Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) Master Of bation Edited June 19, 2005 by Biff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Master Of bation ← Master Debater works about 1000 times better. But ok. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 You lot make me sick! (Y) ← Why is that Fred? Its not like you dont do it! Everyone tugs the battleship (Y) i wish i had a lady friend... says: do you think there is anyone in the whole world who has never tugged the battleship? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 MSN convo with James continued...i wish i had a lady friend... says: wait McTic™ says: wait for what? McTic™ says: are you knocking one off again? McTic™ says: (Y) i wish i had a lady friend... says: just finished McTic™ says: was it good? i wish i had a lady friend... says: i only have to touch my pee pee hole and it makes me go squirt McTic™ says: or just another boooring one? i wish i had a lady friend... says: i, just another shitty boring one that you have to clean up. i wish i had a lady friend... says: cums murder to get out of pubes McTic™ says: LMFAO McTic™ says: i sooo want to quote that on t-f i wish i had a lady friend... says: aha McTic™ says: especially ginger pubes heh james i wish i had a lady friend... says: ye ye, stands out a mile in them McTic™ says: lmfao McTic™ says: you are just asking for me to quote this arent you a tanned ginger james says: if i was asking i would ask... a tanned ginger james says: quote it McTic™ says: and dont worry i wont quote it a tanned ginger james says: i dont care if you do quote it a tanned ginger james says: im trying to get in everyones sig on tf McTic™ says: lmao McTic™ says: i was just gonna post it straight into a thread so its there forever Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zoojames Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Haha, had one this week, was my lady friend last night :D Sooooooooo worth the wait, was mazin! She's fookin good :D Well done Tic :- James ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Line Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 ^_^ :- :D Oh god. This is the best thread ever. Accually i think every girl ive dated has masturbated, i dono about everyone else but its totally a turn on :D especailly watching them :P Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echobikes Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 On the subject of female masturbation... Over at sandown high school on the island a fair few years ago some chick got bored in her chemistry lesson, so she decided to 'pleasure' herself with a boiling tube (the really really thick test tubes). Need I say anymore? Yep it smashed inside of her ^_^ Thought y'all might like to know :- Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Anyone in need a of a Job? jack off buddy Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) I was addicted, averaging 7 times a day. I hardly do it now though. Did you know that it's actually healthy if you play with yourself. It cleans out your testicles and lowers the chance of testicular cancer! I USE IT AS AN EXCUSE!!! 'Where are you going?' 'Errrrmm..... Keeping healthy!!!' Jay ^_^ btw my record in 1 day was 17 whoo! go me! Edited June 19, 2005 by Jay Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
munkee Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 i read somewhere.. i know where but i dont want to say , we jack off because old sperm dont get women up the duff, so jacking off gets rid of the old uns so theres always new pedigree spermies ready to unleash the fury on some poor egg... or rubber jonny Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dan6061 Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 i read somewhere.. i know where but i dont want to say , we jack off because old sperm dont get women up the duff, so jacking off gets rid of the old uns so theres always new pedigree spermies ready to unleash the fury on some poor egg... or rubber jonny ← Pedigree Cum ^_^ Sorry. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ben Cox Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Pedigree Cum ^_^ Sorry. ← LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oneoneone eleven That just cracked me up mate. Thanking you Ben Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rob_P Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 I was addicted, averaging 7 times a day. I hardly do it now though. Did you know that it's actually healthy if you play with yourself. It cleans out your testicles and lowers the chance of testicular cancer! I USE IT AS AN EXCUSE!!! 'Where are you going?' 'Errrrmm..... Keeping healthy!!!' Jay ^_^ btw my record in 1 day was 17 whoo! go me! ← You cannot be serious!! :- :D Thats rediclous! :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
yoyoyo Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 On the subject of female masturbation... Over at sandown high school on the island a fair few years ago some chick got bored in her chemistry lesson, so she decided to 'pleasure' herself with a boiling tube (the really really thick test tubes). Need I say anymore? Yep it smashed inside of her ^_^ Thought y'all might like to know :- ← lmao Did the teacher find out, bet she was embarresed, Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jay Jay Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 (edited) You cannot be serious!! :- :D Thats rediclous! :D ← Yeah it's true. I got knackered and bored so i stopped, i could have done more but couldn't be arsed. lmao Did the teacher find out, bet she was embarresed, ← She probably just put a panty pad on. Jay ^_^ Edited June 19, 2005 by Jay Jay Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
echobikes Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 lmao Did the teacher find out, bet she was embarresed, ← So you're a girl who's just had glass penetrating her walls.... Would you scream? Think 'bout it ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B-Line Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 btw my record in 1 day was 17 whoo! go me! ← YOUR A MACHINE!!! ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Watson© Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 btw my record in 1 day was 17 whoo! go me! ← Yup, you are a machine!!! :- :D :D You would be pissing razer blades after that surely ^_^ Watson Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 19, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Nice red raw bell end me thinks. Oooo burning sensation, like a drill. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
haydon_peter Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 Haha, had one this week, was my lady friend last night :D Sooooooooo worth the wait, was mazin! She's fookin good :P Well done Tic :- James ^_^ ← What did I do to get a well done? Your the one with a g/f getting some action, your the one that deserves a well done :D :D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 I was addicted, averaging 7 times a day. I hardly do it now though. Did you know that it's actually healthy if you play with yourself. It cleans out your testicles and lowers the chance of testicular cancer! I USE IT AS AN EXCUSE!!! 'Where are you going?' 'Errrrmm..... Keeping healthy!!!' Jay ^_^ btw my record in 1 day was 17 whoo! go me! ← You cannot be serious!! :- :D Thats rediclous! :D ← I smell somthing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davetrials Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 "Look at me im a trooper cos i jack one off lots of times" Tool. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted June 19, 2005 Report Share Posted June 19, 2005 I smell somthing. ← Yeah same, stinks dont it. Something of the bull variety? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrMonkey Posted June 20, 2005 Author Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Yeah same, stinks dont it. Something of the bull variety? ← Or something of the burning red bell end variety ^_^ Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Motivator Posted June 20, 2005 Report Share Posted June 20, 2005 Or something of the burning red bell end variety ^_^ ← Yeah thats it, the smell of red rocket Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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