Davey

If you're being metaphorical then I'm not sure what you mean, lol........ they can't afford underwear perhaps?!? If so that's no bad thing! Davey

Haha, was that a subtle reference to my problem page thread? I enjoyed that, thanks Yep, I have decided that normal "sex with hottest girl ever > kinky sex with less hot girl" on this occasion. On another day I may have thought differently, especially if I was in the mood for something really mother-upsetting! I'll save that for another day! Davey If we're gonna have that conversation we'd best have it over PM Davey

You've stumbled upon a very good argument there, number 1 can be saved for a rainy day (you can't imagine the irony of that sentence given the things she's into). I think I'll go for number 2 and work my charm, it'll be well worth it! Davey

because then the only room I'd see is a jail cell This morning I was swaying towards number 2, now I'm more for number 1, I just can't decide. I'd be so gutted if I went for 2 and nothing happened, but I do like a challenge, I pride myself on conquering the unconquerable. Davey

Hmm, depends what mood I'm in, I'd often rather meet them in the room, better than trying to get in and finding the door is locked, and sometimes even having to knock in the first place is a little offputting. But if the door is good looking enough maybe you don't need to go into the room. That's what we're trying to establish! Davey

I was just about to say Jon loves them more than you guys these days! Davey

I know for a fact she won't be as depraved as number one, frankly very few people are, she might be up for a bit of a giggle but I don't think she's really done much stuff out of the ordinary before, I'm planning on teaching her a thing or two! Davey

EDITED SO IT DOESNT GET DELETED: I've done it, doesn't bother me, if you imagine it's her lady juice and she's just climaxing everywhere then it's quite horny. I like it messy anyway though, if you havne't got to wash the sheets and wipe down the walls afterwards then you havne't done it right Speaking as a man who has his brown wings already, I wouldn't focus on it too much, it's really not all that. Yeah it's fun, and a bit kinky (if that's all you can think of) but essentially no different do just doing it doggy style in the regular entrance, plus there's always the risk........ well you know! Anyway, I have a girl problem, I need help making a decision. I got a free day and naturally I'm gonna spend it partaking in sexual activities with a lady. But I have two options and not sure which to go with. Girl number 1: Proper up for anything, loves it, guaranteed action and lots of very rude stuff, all that good stuff that I love. However, she's not the hottest girl in the world. She's fit and has all the right bits, but not a stunner, bit bigger than I'd like really. Girl number 2: Most gorgeous creature on gods earth, every little bit of her is perfection, she's small, pert, just literally gob smackingly sexy, AND she's sent me naked pics in the past which is usually a good indicator that she'll put out. However, I have a feeling that in person she's actually gonna be shy and it's possible that coitus may not be achieved, but if it was I could say my life was fulfilled and happily die the next day! So, which do I go for? The reason I'm confused is that sex for me is 50% aesthetics and 50% depravity, and each girl has one but not the other going for her, and before you say it both is not an option, there's about 100 miles between them, and I like to take my time! Davey

Don't bother, had one of these a year or so back, it was amusing for about a day, but it'll just end up being a story about someone on the forum being gay and liking little boys or something, that's how these things always go. Oh my 3 words are: CLOSE THREAD NOW Davey

That's just a stone cold lie, you silly boy, that's just what they tell you so they don't get labelled a slag (girls don't like being called slags, however they do like being slags, fact!) I know plenty of girls that love being used as objects, just don't go telling everyone about it and you'll be sorted! Davey

Oooooooooooooookay.............. not sure how that's meant to solve my problem, or where you just thinking about transexual prostitutes at the time? Basically I need a girl who likes taking it in the face, I got 2, I need another, I know that's being selfish but it's my birthday god dam it, and if a guy can't spaff in 3 girls faces on his birthday then what is the world coming to huh? Davey

Not yet, since I'm guessing it doesn't comply to my employers strict internet policy, f*cking squares!!!!! Davey

Josh - How can you tell that it's specifically a swedish one? Johny - you worry me more and more every day man! I got girl trouble, I want at least 3 girls for my personal birthday celebrations tonight and I only got 2. They need to be good on their knees, but swallowing isn't a must, they can just dribble it out onto themselves if they like, I'm easy. Any suggestions? Davey

Thanks guys There still isn't enough smut in this thread though, or in my inbox for that matter. Phone numbers/pictures of girls that might enjoy my company this evening would be well received too. You should warn them not to wear their best clothes as things WILL get messy. Davey

Ok, I'll tell you, but this is top secret stuff, these words are very important . . . . . . . . . . . . . . Will.................. you................ f*ck......................me....................? . . . . . . Powerful stuff, I'm telling you! Davey PS: Having a nice big knob helps too

It's worrying how quickly you came up with that pic Tom, almost as if it was on your computer already Davey

I'm 24 today You may send presents in the form of erotic pictures and dodgy websites containing the word "teen" to me on PM Love you all Davey

Well Reeces first attempt at getting 10 people enthused hasn't exactly gone well has it. Reeces wage for his first days hard work.......... zero pence! Davey

Don't diss the PSB, that stuff is lovely, but it's only in season for like a month each year or something ridic! Davey

I am, I generally just ask nicely for the girl to squeeze though, it's a more polite method. Or simply say "cough", that works too! Davey

Meh, the boob thing wouldn't bother me, lets say his name was Rick, I'd probably attempt a cheesy teen drama style sound off with the boob, like "Yeah, you see this Rick, this me doing your ex missus. Bet you never did her like this did you Rick, ooooh she likes the way Davey puts it down" before grabbing said boob and claiming it as my own. Anyway, back to reality, I don't think she's any better from behind, I may go for the "Second thoughts on account of my sister" angle...... I mean if that were the situation I would Davey PS: Thanks for the visual dramatisation Ben, why do I appear as a boxing donkey?!?

TF as an entity gave me a warning, lol Anyway, back on topic. What is the correct etiquette for if you have been telling a girl that your services are available if she requires them, then when she calls you round you realise she's actually not as hot as she looked in the pics or on the webcam? Is there a correct way to say "Sorry but now I've seen you I actually don't want to plough you" without upsetting the person, you know just in case she was slightly close friends with your sister or something......... for example! Davey

Mine too, I got warned about it on here on more than one occasion, but still, ball pain?!? Davey

Ok......... I thought I was a sex case but you're just not quite right mate, haha! Davey

Well not really, most people on the street have at least one thing in common, they all like sex. I got with this girl I met in a burger bar once, I was a right emo at the time and she was this cute blonde all done up for clubbing, worlds apart, the only thing we had in common was we were both wearing girls jeans, and later that evening both pairs of jeans were on the same bedroom floor! Davey