Davey

To which the man-dog replied "I don't know we just met, this is highly inappropriate behaviour, please stop or I'll take a shit on your lawn and it'll be one of the runny ones that you can't get rid of with a spade". So the devil stopped, fearful of the runny turd. Then he remembered....

"I've heard there's a new one with creme egg inside.... any good?". Also worth noting is that he now seems to be a person when a few lines ago he was a dog...... tis magic see! So anyway...

curious things with a bar of fruit and nut at the local duckpond, odly enough the strangest thing about this was...

Has anyone considered the problem with free movement of Labour, or lack of it? If we unify out currency with that of the rest of europe it makes is far easier for people from other EU countries to come here to work. Now this is fine as it also makes it far easier for us to go and work in their countries, so that's fine right? Well no not really, because most of the main economic countries in the EU speak english as a second language, the majority of them speak it fluently so coming here to work would be easy as pie. However most of us in the UK don't speak a foreign language so in order to work there we would have to go on courses etc (it's not the same as just going there to live and learning the language over time). So we don't have free movement of labour, we would have movement into this country but not movement out, the result, higher unemployment among english nationals! Aside from that, the pound is the last shred of identity our contry has left, so lets keep it! Davey

I'm on here all day at work, so that's from 9am to 5pm, not solidly though I guess but I pop back every so often to see if anything 'citing is going on! Davey

I dont get offended by name calling, I've had it all my life for one reason or another, name calling DOES show a lack of intelligence in my opinion, if the best thing you can think of to get at someone is to call them a rude or derogatory name then that's pretty dumb. I'd be more offended by someone making an observation about me, that might touch a nerve, but name calling? I just find it funny! Swearing, that's different, I dont think swearing shows a lack of intelligence if the words are used appropriately, I think it's neccesary in language, adds a bit of garnish to an otherwise bland conversation, it accents, it punctuates, it gives rhythm, swearing can be big and it can be clever! Davey

Haha, "Small gear big style"................ Well I had to really didn't I? Davey

because of course everyones ginger and gingers are satans spawn so he left them alone, not a single sticky seaman in sight.

no one could explain why the sailors were sticky but they just were, that's just the kinda story this is!

This is England - Some dodgy acting in places but it's a great film nonetheless. I really liked it, simple but effective story, great characters and some really funny moments. 8/10 Davey

so with the facial out the way god towled himself off and went about his business, then satan walked in.......

then god appeared (controversial) and proclaimed, much to the amazement of the whole world, something so amazing it would never be forgotten..... he said.....

Erm, Jon actually, but yes thanks for the links! You've just been beaten with a large pointy stick in the story thread by the way.... enjoy Davey

twas a large stick, with many many pointy bits

Mine too Wehey! Davey

and ye he did proclaimeth "despite everyone here being about 5 they still all look older than Fat Pants and severally are they more mature than him also"

as is my continuous appearance in this story, so Davey died and never came back to the story and wasn't resurrected ever, and everyone was happy, woot woot!

Previous to which he had been on and off for a few years with a peruvian mountain goat named boris, but that's another story, so anyway...

have extensive intrusive internal inspections done upon their persons

Til they can't breathe and they collapse on the floor and die

unless they're fried

Ah yes, I remember the days of living at home (with my parents). Debt free, massive disposable income..... wish I could go back but I doubt they'd have me, plus my dungeon was turned into a study the day I left, they missed me lots obviously! Davey

time it takes

You earn too much Davey