Papa Manual

I feel like stabbing my eyes out with a biro.

Damn right. Hate is a strong word and one which I rarely use, however I can say with complete certainty that I hate him. He should start chain-smoking.

Unfortunately I doubt you will get much sympathy. Dodgy trading is half the reason there's a new members section.

I keep stopping and starting and its really pissing me off. The problem is I enjoy it too much! I'm on the wagon again today so we'll see how it goes. Gym after work I think and then out on the bike .

Cheers mate, that worked perfectly . And now for something else *sigh*. Recently when I try and open iTunes it only works maybe one or two times out of three. I'd just Ctrl-Alt-Delete and end the process and then start it again and all would be fine. Then a couple of days ago it stopped working entirely. I can kill the process but when I try and start the program again the process just reappears without iTunes starting. I've reinstalled it to no avail. Any ideas?

I'm pretty sure that would apply to people with contracts only, unless you asked to have your prepaid number added. Even then, with a landline you can opt for ex-directory so I'd assume it would be that same. It definitely wouldn't apply to prepay as half the time the provider don't even know your name. What confuses me is that when I went to get broadband installed in my flat I had to have a landline put in. Shortly afterwards I was getting marketing phone calls and the like, yet we never (at that point) used the landline. We didn't even know the number without digging out the bit of paper with it stated on. It looks to me as if this particular service provider are right f**kers!

Hey Connor, there's quite a few American riders on the Observed Trials forum. I think you may have a bit more lucky there .

Is it attracted by the light? Just stick a bright light on and batter the f**k out of it. Beware the flying glass.

Cheers, but it's a password to open the doc, not just a read-only. HELP!

Anyone know of a program that will reveal the password for passworded MS Word documents? I find programs which you have to pay for, but I used to have a free one called 'Behind Asterisks' or similar. I can't find it for the life of me.

Anyone coming on the train from Temple Meads or along the line from Bristol? I'm going to be all lonely otherwise .

Spray paint .

I make that Pimms o'clock.

A lot of early CD players won't run CD-Rs right? Or can you now get CD-Rs that work? Excuse my ignorance.

This is going to be sooooo f**king cool . Cheers for the offer of lifties Simps, I think I'll take you up on that.

Trials is real.

Exercise to the brink of collapse sorts me right out when I'm about to crack.

The miraculous healing acts of 'God' are in the bible so that you buy into it in the hope that you may one day experience God's fantastic graciousness. Then at the same time you abide by the rest of the rubbish that's in it. Proof that God exists does not lay in the fact that a lot of people follow the lie. This merely shows that there are a lot of narrow-minded and insecure people out there. The bible is a method of manipulation. Everyone works their balls off on Earth, never doing anything naughty or having any fun, because of belief that there's a big reward at the end of it all. In my opinion there is nothing wrong with having belief in something bigger than you, but all this bible stuff is just fairy tails. It was a clever way (at the time of creation) of dumbing people down.

Yeah, and those things are all real. Fair enough to anyone who wants to sign up to all of that, I believe in everyone having their own choice in what they do so long as they don't harm anyone else. I'd say that I live my life in line with a fairly well adhered to set of 'Christian values' (allowing the sodomy), but I can't be doing with the all-knowing, all-seeing invisible man in the sky who'll strike me down should I commit wrong. It's all just a man made method of control through fear. (and LOLLERZLMFAOROFLkkthx etc to Rainbird for the below . trust you to lighten it up!)

Exactly. I just typed a whole load of shit, but that sums it up perfectly.

Or just read the bible.

Nice one, that's cool.

It'd be better if it were about some kid who might get punched in the penis . In the unlikely event he gets lamped I want pictures so I can laugh. If not, he should definitely engage in some self-harm.

Wow. That looks really nice. I never thought I'd say that about a Koxx.