Papa Manual

Works on my laptop Samuel. Sometimes I have to close it down from task manager and restart it for it to work.

Fuckers

Zattoo gives you access to lots of tv channels on your pc, but I'm not sure whether any of those will be showing the cricket. I bet its exclusive to Sky or some shit. Go play some poker and make some money you lazy fanny.

I've tried so hard to find a way of coming, but to no avail. Just can't do it with work , plus it'll cost me about £250 all in all, and that's before tankage.

Smooth move and all, but social interaction with her mates won't be avoidable forever. Why not see if you can bury the hatchet with this jerk-off? Its all down to whether you just want to f**k her or if you want something more long-term (like f**king her three or four times).

Mad skills; you guys rule.

Restart your computer and there will be a prompt as soon as it starts to boot up to go into setup or BIOS (I think it's usually F1 or something). Follow the menus through and there should be a list of devices such as your HDD and what not. Check to see if your PC has detected the DVD drive. Also, does it open when you press the eject button?

This might be a stupid question, but have you restarted it? This happens on my PC sometimes and it appears after a cold boot.

Attempt 5,846,984 begins today.

Seems like there's some f**king stupid people about with far too much money.

I've never been able to put any weight on, but three years of office work (urgh) means I need to do a few sit-ups to keep my belly lean and mean. I've always hovered at about 63/64kg. I can spend months hammering weights without gaining any muscle mass; I just get toned. I don't really mind being a skinny b*****d though. On topic, I don't really see what the hassle is with Jack's videos. He doesn't seem like a bad lad and if his videos piss you off that much then you don't feel you have to watch them.

Anzo to the rescue!

Wouldn't that be retardation?

I'm in the same situation. From the different unis I have visited it seems as though some are fairly lax on people keeping bikes in their rooms, others not. I'm probably going to get a road bike as well, just for bombing about on, and there's no way I'm keeping either of them in a lock-up where any other f**ker with a bike can get to 'em.

Biased . Plus, do you want to order from a retailer you have to chase again and again just because you've asked them to provide what they advertise?

When I was a toddler my two older brothers dug a big f**k off hole on the beach and covered it with a towel, with sand and a few stones around the edge to hold the towel reasonably flat. They lured one of those guys over (practically a mobile shop) and he went straight down it as he stepped on the towel, breaking his leg in the process. Pretty harsh stuff!

Love the picture you found, properly foreboding haha. I thought at that part of the story everything was going a bit rapey. (then you went and spoilt it all)

The UK and Ireland didn't sign up to the Schengen agreement, so I don't think that’s technically true. However, sometimes when my friends and I have travelled through France/Belgium/The Netherlands the authorities have been happy with a driving licence, other times not. Edit: Just had a fish about on the net and apparently any instance when a UK resident leaves the UK they need to take their passport. When I travel from Guernsey to the UK and back, I don't need to take mine (but always do as I no longer have a drivers licence). Guernsey is a bit weird though.

You need your passport. The UK doesn't have a national ID plan so they rely on your passport as proof of ID. A driving license doesn't cut it.

You've never been able to get that over here. Its probably not a health thing mind.

Shits and giggles!

I have a Ghz kicking around, but without stickers I'm afraid. Its pretty mad to think they don't have a record of that sort of thing.

I feel like stabbing my eyes out with a biro.