Si-man

You might want to laquer them

If you are going to keep your bike outside, get old of a rape alarm thing or an alarm with a pulcord to set it off. stick it round your bike an a hook on the wall, when its broken it lets of a f**kin loud noise, waking you up an hopefully deterring the intruder, or wire the door handle to a 12V battery

make some thermite and go around all the chav cars, stick some on the bonnet, light it an walk off. Nice big hole through the block

Little twats. Thats why my bike stays in the house most of the time

In computer years yes

Haha, wondered how long it would take for someone to make a joke about the title lol

Mainly rides rampworx (liverpool) Comes to Ramp City (blackpool) abit aswell.

PMSL!! +44 is for people wanting to call from outside the united kingdom

Will new members ever learn... GRAMMAR AND PUNCTUATION!!

f**k sake, I would have passed out from loss of oxygen if I had to read that outloud, jesus, go to bloody school!! You know how to use brackets and not FULL STOPS!...............................

Errr yer! WTF is snakes on a place hahaha! Is that why someone on here has a pic of a plane with SLJ on it with snakes hahahah!

Get a Giro helmet with the clasp on the back for it to fit the vast majority of heads (still come in sizes from S to XL though) Best helmets really

Cheers mark, was watchin the vid when I put it up you see

http://www.quarter9.nl/video4.htm About half way in, double whip tap....to ice....to fakie....to fakie whip

W...T...F?? Use grammar ffs, jesus! Who cares if you've had sex, why mention it since it has no relevance to the thread whatsoever??

Watch the threads with the caustic soda since that stuff eats aluminium...

http://www.discountbicycles.co.uk/biz/product.php?xProd=605 You need some of these!

Good good, the robbing basatrds! Kick em in the teeth

Noooo, i didnt mean never have anyone in his car, but if hes going to arse about then why endager passengers if you get me?

If hes going to do that, do it on his own with no others in the car to harm. Simple

im the same, though I think its because im just a lazy wanker lol. I can never get up in time for work, or get up late so almost miss my lift. 2nd year of college, didnt try atall, was a merit student, ended up that year with mostly passes. Also depressed, really getting to me lately as im not wanting to do anything whatsoever, I hate it Well aint life f**king great!

Best grips ive ever used. Feel so nice

f**k me that norris evo is fuuuckin fast!! Just watched some videos of it. only draw back is that the guy cant control all that power going through it (on one of the vids)

Told jade that that was it, byebye because id had enough Now, she said shes takin paracetamol and gin, told me she would do it if we ever fell out. Feel really bad now and worried for her. I f**kin love her man, f**k sake!!!!

Hahaaha, hes a leg-end!