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I just got a nasty yet hilarious picture in my head, i will attempt to draw it on paint Fatty, use a condom or you'll get gonorrehea or aids or something. And not good aids.

Just found a book full of subway vouchers. I believe the phrase is: WHOOOOP FREE EATS! I'll see what i've got and offer them around

Well, i think about a foot is my max. I officially hate them. Alot. Backwheeling/ tapping things however, i love that. have been doing 35/40"+ for a while, not huge but i'm reet happy about that

Haha! They've started stocking some dodgy looking ones with goggles in dna wear, you get all the toys going in thinking they're "G", Quite funny really. Like "blud, i can go bombing in this and no-one can see my face" I tried one on to see what the fuss was all about and nearly suffocated, it's just a bad invention imo. Gas Masks/ Respirators own. It's weird what "fashion" does

Say that you got it saving kittens from an axe murderer. Result, Danny the pimp.

From the midget with beards post above me, that's kinda what i've learnt to do. Learn to crash a bike properly without doing yourself too much damage. If you're going to have a big bail and can see it coming mid move, get away from the bike and choose where/ how you want to land before gravity chooses for you Matt

Less is more when you apply it Do it thinly and gently and keep testing the brake. Oh and send me a F**k off chunk of that stuff to me, i'll pay postage

Repeat is on ITV4 now for anyone who missed it and wants to see chaos.

Grips.... They're a main hope distributor, i needed an adaptor to run big rotors. Matt: "hey, bit of a long shot but do you have any +40 adaptors in stock?" Man: "err, i think so, one minute..." 5 minutes later.. Man: "there you go, £15 please." Matt: "Thats a +20......" Man: "ahhh well you've got to get this, then get another half a caliper, pull yours apart put the new one on and then re bleed the brake, we can do it all for you if you like?" Matt: "i do actually know what i'm on about and what I want, don't try to rip me off." *Walks out with the warm feeling that grips have done their usual* They annoy me greatly. Charge £40 to fit a set of maggies too.. gypsies. (not from my own experience as i can do my own "

Beautifully positioned! Chicks dig scars Take it easy and get better soon is all i can say! Matt

You can still look, just not post

Check in the rides section. We have southend ridings pretty frequently. If the weathers good (or not as the case was today) we'll be out

Read a bit higher up the thread.

If thats referring to Chris' lid, then megalol The drainpipe idea works, could just use half a pvc tube, same job. Armourdillos do do a good job though, but if you really twat it, the 'poles' inside it gove you lots of nice creases along the downtube

Please put the guides on the under side of the top tube :$ They have them up the top on new echo's and its officially gay. Twat yourself on them rather alot. Realllllllllllllllllly looking forward to the release of these frames, gives me some time to save up too

Todays ride = Epic Fail. I want sun.

If it's a bolt on hub, it would mean you cant do up one side/ bolt. Or its internals may have been raped, not sure really. Could cost a bit to fix it. How much is it going for? Matt

Damn you. I slept so i wasn't dead for riding today. Sounds like this race will be worth a watch later on

It's raining, i've botged a grind and got beefy tyres. I will ride

Gusset Bastards, Rip your hands apart if you dont have man hands but they're immense in my opinion. I've used them in many different riding styles for years and are just awesome!

Yeah just use mineral oil, like magura royal blood etc.. Mine came bled from Chinaland and i never re-bled it.

Have i missed something? Aren't try-all's the rear rims of the anti-christ and the echo's cnc machined from granite? Confused.com I like my try-alls Adam - not sure about the 06' but the 07 weigh a ton in comparison.

My deng was fine for about 8 months until i needed money and went back to a standard maggie, It's weird to go back but i like it If you can afford it and like deng levers, need some pimp appeal etc... Get one and don't go near it with a syringe and water. Matt EDIT: They leak when bled with water as it is alot thinner than oil, and they are made to be bled with oil and there are very small spaces between seals/ parts, so the water can get through these gaps whereas oil wouldn't. I think.

Why not. 'Bout 7/ 7.5ft