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1. South Park - Chocolate salty balls 2. Blink182 - Take off your pants and jacket 3. Greenday - International superhits

Bukkake? you could go with jizz allover your face.

That is quite depressing, concidering I have a girlfriend who I feel is too good for me. :/ I should probably stop reading this topic. It only makes me doubt my relationship more and more. I hate being insecure, I know me and my girlfriend are very well suited for each other. I'm drunk, hope that ^^ makes sence. Night xx

I love it can't wait to go and see it with the misses who also loves it!

It's not mean, it's having a laugh which gets you the girl in the first place. As someone else said, saying something like"you're a smelly cock whore" is to extreme and something like "ahhh you wally!" or "is that your grans top?" isn't. If you don't like that approach then fine, just back off and when you do walk by each other at a party or something just give a wink or a smile or a "hello gorgeous" I'm sure she will find it a lot more sexy playing the 'touch but can't have' role rather than stuck to her like glue calling her a precious, angelic princess or some crap. Regardless of weather she likes you or not. I know you don't/wont understand but god, you will in the future.

I worry too much I don't know why, I always think I will f**k something up in my relationship. She is the best I've ever had by far and in a way it just seems to good to be true. Of course when I tell her this she says I'm being silly and that I'm perfect etc. When I'm not with her though sometimes I just feel shitty and worry :\ i don't know it's quite shit, I can't explain it Fat Pants, have you ever had someone in primary/high school fancy you, and you basically told them to f**k right off? Or had someone whistle at you when you walk down the street? Or have someone comment on how nice you look? Or maybe someone said you looked really cute or something in a picture? I know I have and it made me feel good, gave me a small confident boost. You're giving this bird exactly that and by the sounds of it she's loving it. Especially because you're always there. Take these guys advice BACK OFF!! give her space next time your at a party stick with your MATES not this bird, she will miss your appreciation and even if she doesn't fancy you I'm pretty sure she will still be dying for you to pay attention to her. Obviously don't ignore her, jsut back off until it's too late.. this was a shit post i'm a bit drunk hope it made sence

Wheres the buzz in that? f**k that shit! That's completly f**ked up

I'd hire a bunch of to architects to draw up and design my perfect house buy a few achres of land and have everyting I'v always wanted, with gadgets and electrics galore. It would have all sorts of useless expensive shit like an undergrund garage with a ramp that comes up from the ground. A stupidly big garden with a firing range, a massive rose garden and one of those maze things like in hampton court. A few maybe 5 branw new shit hot cars. I'd sort my immidiate family out with a new mantion and a mill each or something. The rest I would invest I think I would have at least 50m after all that. If I was filthy rich I would like to own a big 5star hotel or a big casino. Edit: I still think I would work for mecca bingo for a while though, maybe take a 3 month unpaid holiday but I wouldn't just sack it off.

I had an awesome dream the other night. I was at work and my gf left me but the second she left me and walked out of the bingo hall where we work. I started railing a polish fittie who I also work with. Then I took a piss in front of 3 girls and they were telling me how nice my dick looked. Shame it was a dream :\

Atonement 7/10 pretty shit ending but jeeeesssus!! Keira Knightley is hoooooooooootttttttttttttttttttt!!!!!!!!!!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ptdbNUtpx4

It's a good book, I read the first two chapters and got a bit lost as it went into quantum theory with no explaining about what it was and I gave up. I'm reading the sequal, 'The Universe In A Nutshell' now. It's an amazing book, fairly easy going and gives you a lot to think about. The last chapter I read there was an awesome quote it was something like "If the universe was created by God, why did he wait for infinity before creating it?". There was also some crazy equation which estimated the minimum force per sq inch of pressure if the big bang did create the universe. It was 1 with 72 0's after it (1000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000) tonnes per sq inch. One of the hardest things I found to grasp was time. We have a practical perception of time on earth; night, day, month, year etc. Although further out in the universe 10 earth years can pass by in less time, a week perhaps (if we were using our scale of timing). So, in theory, if we could travel faster than the speed of light we could travel to out of space stay there for 1 'earth week' and when we come back 10 earth years would of passed on earth everything and everyone on earth would of aged however you would of only aged for the single week you were away. The scale of the whole thing is just immence and we don't even know how far to the 'edge', if any we are.

played this game called russian roulette with txts!!! was the worst idea ever, basically everyone around the table writes a text msg on there own phone for example "i know it's wrong but I want to do you up the ass silly" then you pass your phone to the next person and they rxt it to a random person. This time it was sent to my GFs best friend and i think shes gonna be pretty pissed off tomorrow. wether it wasa joke or not +

Seems to me you've been going on about her for ages. I think I read once she said she just wanted to be friends from you?

are you sure that bike can support your extra body weight you've gained while not riding? good shit, looks awesome.

I need new ways of making money other than a job. I already work full time but I would like to have more money, I don't need it, just want it. kind of like buying and selling on ebay but that seems too much effort for such little money and I wouldn't know where to start.

2 x 2 = 5

3 x 4 = 12

wt r u qwotn my psts 4 lol

can't you get it replaced on the warrenty? I've heard of a few problems with spontanious combusting hand held consoles, could be a factory error. sorry i can't actually help you

splling bee. thats terrible

i dunno why but when people were talking to my gf today in work and joking around with her i got dead jealous, i didn't show it but i don't like the feeling it's gay. don't know if it means anything

I'm faitly familiar with sydney spent about 3 months there. what do you need help with?

yeah, I had an Australia tax file number. I know I should be paying tax, but not that much!