Ben Cox

penis! the old t-master cranks were basically bmx cranks with a freewheel attachment...

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ONZA-full-TITAINIUM-...1QQcmdZViewItem discuss?

my king was beautiful until the driveshell bearing went, still going strong somewhere else with a new bearing!

nope mate, yours is the same age/ slightly newer than the t-bird...

i managed to taco both wheels on it in a week, when my brothers ex had one lol... pile of shite

looks tasty mate! got any Caberg V2 visors in those boxes? lol

Stranger: hi You: Good afternoon Stranger: i here is evening You: where is here? Stranger: where are you ? Stranger: china You: cool, im in the uk Stranger: cool Stranger: are you female? Stranger: girl? You: after my last bit of surgery i will be... You: you? Stranger: surgery? Stranger: what surgery? Stranger: okay Stranger: you can go You: i am having breast implants and having my penis cut off and a vagina surgically grafted on Stranger: wait Stranger: okay Stranger: well done Stranger: byebye You: thank you You: bye Your conversational partner has disconnected. lolz this is fun

Nasty!!! I had something like this happen to my button not long ago, it's still not fully recovered!

The Silence is usually held at 12? so 11 seems like a better start time? i'll try and be there! Ben Cox

damn you Jon! if only i hadn't had to go back and change most of the spellings in my post! i would of been 1st Ben

click the options tab at the top right of the window, and click standard under the display mode heading. should be all good after that. Ben

just get a freaking bmx!

had some tripped out dream about the bar i work at: started work late one day and all the staff were different. i got to work as usual, but then i noticed all the girls were midgets and couldnt reach the glasses so i spent the night getting glasses off of the shelf... also they all wore sexy santa outfits... good times

rear disk, front magura / vee

mini guinness: Shot of tia maria with a small amount of baileys floated on top... Brilliant

who gives a f**k if your a pro mechanic?? i am a professional bar man, but i cant walk up to any brewery and get my spirits for trade price!

umm off the top of my head, the main parts are headset, chain and left hand pedal. also maybe some grips lol http://www.trials-forum.co.uk/forum/index....howtopic=133038

i told my mum i'd fixed her washing machine... i hadnt... she didnt see the funny side!

dont forget that you wont be able to buy from makro as its a cash and carry (businesses only). my dad used to have a membership through his company, was fooking awesome!

yeah nick! been up here since just before christmas! live in a right ghetto with me mum (greenstead). got a project bike build going at the moment that should be done soon aswell

gotta love it how steve has the time to do a april fools gag, but still doesnt have the time to send out orders on time... priorities steve?? Ben

lol my bank used to kill me for going over my overdraft with a payment, then also hit me with a declined payment charge! at 30 quid a pop its not very nice! im dreading looking at my account at the mo, ive left it with shitloads of charges building up and loan payments bouncing since december, when the job centre stopped my job seekers payment...

yeah but dude, these guys are old! they have to take it easy, less there bones turn into dust! Ben p.s only joking guys

hmm, havent been since 05. not sure it will be the same without hobbsie will see about my finances nearer the time. Ben

as i live in colchester, i might pop down and say hi. wont be riding as the bike isnt finished yet.