right, id better put a warning on these, these may offend you! if you dont like non pc jokes, apart from the fact you shouldnt be reading this thread... dont read my jokes!!! Still wanna read em?? Really?? Madonna always said she loves our culture and wants to be more british. Well, now she's a single mum with three kids, one of them a of african origin... Transformation complete! Halifax anounced today, as a result of the current share collapse... No more annoying tv ads. The four eyed african bloke howard will be resuming normal duties with immediate effect, picking bananas whilst singing "dayo" and the little singing chinese gentleman is back behind the chippy counter- Thank f**k for the credit crunch! Was in asda the other day with a full trolley, a little old lady was behind me in the queue, she only had a pint of milk, so i said "is that all you've got love?" She said yes, so i said "if i were you i'd f**k off then! im going to be ages!" Thank you and goodnight...