- It's really bad in Bridgend, I went into Halfords to buy a tow rope and they asked me what size collar I was. -I called the Samaritans in Bridgend the other day, the voice at the other end told me they were very busy at the moment so please hang on the line. -What have Bridgend and my wardrobe got in common? Hangers! -Apparently Bebo is gaining great popularity in Bridgend. The kids have really got the hang of it. -What have a domestic freezer and Bridgend got in common? They're both minus 17! -Someone should really explain the rules of hangman to those kids in Bridgend, Somehow i don't think they get it. -Because of the problems in Bridgend Police have been instructed to avoid using the following phrases when dealing with teenagers: "Do that again and your feet won't touch the ground" "If you keep on causing trouble I'll hang you out to dry" "You could get a suspended sentence for doing that" -Bridgend council have announced they're clamping down on loitering, saying there were too many kids hanging around. -I went to Bridgend market today. Got some bargain shirts. They're a bit tight round the neck, but they hang well. EDIT: With Tom and Mark in the thread, I don't think I could have posted at a worse time