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Very nice mate

Doesn't matter about money, It'll be free. Already have a 360 and my PC was my 18th Birthday present (it's more powerful than the new Xbox) and I've already begun saving for the PS3 - can't wait for that! The PS2 was awesome, surely the new one will be just as awesome, but awesomer. Basically the PSP's the last thing on my 'gaming' wishlist. They're so cool!

Hopefully a PSP and new mp3 player - that's me happy for a year.

You sound like husband material, you doing anything at the weekend?

You broke your tanking hand?

Link?

No need to apologise, as you said - can't please everyone. The riding was fine and I'm kinda in a bit of a shitty mood anyway so I came off harsher than I should of. Keep it up.

If Homer was Barts mum and they met on an internet chat room, fell in love over a period of a few months, agreed to meet at a beach after dark and discovered they'd fallen for each other, then yes.

Should be a Honda Civic Type R 2.0l? Better be black Chris.

Oh dear. http://entertainment.tv.yahoo.com/news/wwn...3414040002.html

If that was experience there's a 100% chance I'd be hanging from the nearest bridge with my shoelaces around my neck. As for the door, a poster maybe?

Well, depends on the circumstances. Picture this, you're stood up and facing the door cock in hand, going at the weasel quite vigorously - your mother strides in just perfectly timed for you to splooge on her shoes. Uh-oh. I can explain.

I'm up for it. I've worn girls underpants before, surely that would make me qualified enough?

No offence, but quite possibly one of the worst videos I've ever seen. Why did you choose the shittest song Audiovent ever made?

It's bullshit. If 'it' happened on 9/12 then some asshole would sit at home going through a bunch of shitty equations/ancient arab books making up shit about that instead.

I'm paying £880 with my car (1.0l Vauxhall Corsa - 8 years old and insurance group 1) in my mum's name with me as a named driver. Fully comprehensive with Norwich Union.

One more thing; I wish I hadn't let it go when some fag got my girlfriend drunk (several years ago) and took advantage of her. Everytime I see him I imagine beating the living f*ck out of him and regret not shattering every bone in his face for doing something so damn wrong.

It wasn't really the fact I lost it when I was 14, more the fact that who I lost it to didn't deserve it. As for the touching bit... mother dearest I thought she was doing the gardening. The shame.

I wish I hadn't: - lost my virginity at 14 - crashed my car - been a shit through school - neglected to check my surroundings when I got caught masturbating There are many, many more.

I have done.

I might bring some Islanders with me

Hardly a waste, the forum isn't going to 'run out' of topics is it? I suggest getting yourself a Creative Zen Vision: M http://www.engadget.com/entry/1234000157071380/

Been there mate, I sliced 3/4 of the way through my left thumb tip with a butter knife (believe it or not). It bled so much I almost passed out.

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