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I like Beefeater spare ribs. Holy shit I do. Damn.

Dibs on 'tember.

Gotta love Jimmy Carr

Shit. The. Bed.

Nobbly knees.

No worries, it's happened to all of us.

To be honest I'd just try renaming the file extension to .mp4 - you'd be suprised at how often that works.

Holy Shit.

That's my biggest concern about University. I plan on getting myself a Debit Card and holding a steady job with no loans whatsoever. Top priority is resisting student loans.

Bleed your brake if/when: - I feels shit - You get a sticky cylinder - It starts rubbing (slow return) That's about it. If it ain't broke, don't fix it basically

I take it you're highly recognised and experienced in the field of mechanical engineering and motorcycle design to be making a statement like that?

The point he's making was totally missed there. Who the f**k NEEDS a 1000bhp car? That's the point. He's saying it was a waste of time to make something that isn't necessary in the first place. Why the hell would an African truck need a gearbox that could handle a 1000bhp engine? Not having a go, just saying.

No.

...Let me know if that works out?

Check the pedals are done up tight too.

Depends how old it is I guess. Ask them.

Fanny.

That would most probably be Top Secret's 1300bhp GTR-R35 Skyline. Gorgeous.

That's the exact opposite of what you want to do.

New mp3 player.

'RibCap™ - In case you don't look gay enough already.'

Just the way people are. They'll be feeling like dumbshits when you're winning the worlds though won't they? Ignore it mate

To be fair, you made yourself look stupid just then. You weren't looking it before, but you are now. I'm glad you enjoy riding and you feel you're progressing, that's sweet - just understand that some other people won't give a f*ck and slate you for it. Anyway, keep up the good work.