Mr Plod

Need some help chaps. Want to dig my Hybrid out the shed and start commuting to work on her again. Basically she's got 700cc wheels which are fine except they don't really handle the potholed roads around here too well so would prefer a smaller wheel with a larger slick tyre. Also I'll be running discs front and rear so any suggestions as to wheels please? I don't want to spend alot...

Editors cover of Feel Good Inc. Awesomely done.

Like when there all in once spot and it's a bit overkill. Had quite a bit of that today but if it reassures people then that's all that counts...

Course he can be caught once he's got his bike. I'll gladly be passing this on to my skipper if he went ahead with it. Insane that there's police everywhere? That's a good thing surely?

Except for the fact you've posted it on a public forum and phoned them up pretty much linking them with a bike that's been chained up and you want it back without paying...

Policy or not... you can't go around cutting the lock as it's criminal damage. Just pay the fine and let that be it... I know it's shit but it's happened so just pay and be done with it.

They won't claim he's stolen a bike though... They'll pursue it as criminal damage which it is... I say bite the bullet and pay the fine and that be that (But I would say that).

Except I work for BTP and you've just told me how you're going to cause criminal damage to railway property tonight

Well as long as you're not fare evading on my trains we don't have a problem...

Does anyone know where I can flog my two week old Fender Jazzmaster 62 re-issue? Obviously there's ebay but how likely am I to sell it on there? I bought it for £579 so as it's two weeks old I'd like to sell it for £550. Any shops or anything that buy guitars? Cheers guys

Doves - Kingdom Of Rust (The whole album)... So far so good.

Hey guys. I'm off to Tadworth, Surrey tomorrow for a month to start my British Transport Police training. I'll be taking my Laptop with me along with DVD's and so on... I was looking at getting one of those USB internet dongle ma-jigs so I can use the internet at night... I only need it for a month so I don't want to sign up to a mega long contract so I was looking at the Pay as you go range. Whats the best one to go for (I'm running off tomorrow so preferably I need to pick it up on my way to the train station so in store purchase would be ideal)? Is there a limit as to how long I can surf the net every night? Any help would be much appreciated. Cheers

And more than likely get yourself arrested for going equipped...

I used to agree with the Death Penalty but only in cases of someone being found guilty beyond reasonable doubt and I don't think that'll ever happen and for that reason I now think that it's not plausible to reinstate it. I do however believe that we need to start cracking down and the Justice system needs a major major shake up! Life should mean life! Stop with the cushy prisons. I recently went round to speak to the mother of a youth that had been jailed and she said herself that it wasn't really a cell he was in but more a hotel room with a bed, widescreen t.v. and various other luxuries. It's seen as a holiday camp now. So tougher sentences i.e. Life for murder (Meaning life), less of the luxuries that criminals have come to expect, and to an extent get rid of the human rights act. I believe anyone that commits a serious crime i.e. Rape, Murder, Armed Robbery and various others should have their human rights taken away and treated like complete shit! Start getting tough on the gangs as well. National Service should be brought back and anyone that has made no attempt to find a job or seek further education by the time they're 25 should be enlisted in the armed forces. Send the chavvy kids off to boot camp so they have some discipline drilled into them. More of a rant than anything but working in the Police I see how shit this country has become. I believe that unless something drastic happens (Which it won't!), then the generation growing up today is a lost cause and things shall only get worse.

Muse are brilliant live. I just thought it'd be a good song to get everyone jamming to. In that case I guessed Feeder - Just The Way I'm Feeling. Get some strings up in this event YO!!!

First time I'd have posted in here. This idea of yours Hendrix could be quite fun. Can I suggest Knights of Cydonia by Muse?

Hey guys. This is going to sound really chavvy but could someone use the Banana Man theme from this video and turn it into an MP3 file for me so I can have it as a ringtone. Would be much appreciated. Anyone that does it wins my love forever Cheers

Mine is as follows: COD5 Fifa 09 Ace Combat 6 GH:3 Brothers in Arms - Hells Highway Forza 2 and many many more... Add me and we'll have a game soon enough, near enough on COD5 every night.

I'd recommend getting there early then as they've cordoned off an area for spectators and we're expecting it to fill up straight away... If you're to late for the viewing area then you'll have to go else where...

Actually the police are shit hot on Graffiti... Whenever we find some it gets a picture taken and gets put onto a database we've got and then investigated...

It's on New Years Eve or Day according to the TV guide... Welcome home Joe... That's awesome!

1) At least be in my Ipldp period with the BTP as a PC if not further. 2) By the end of the year I'd like to have either bought a property or be in the process of looking for/buying one. 3) Get myself a missus... 4) Own and ride a Suzuki GSXR600 K6/K7. Achievable me thinks

Hey guys. I downloaded the latest Windows Media Player from www.download.com. To cut a long story short, it's just buggered now. Every time I click to open it, it just doesn't load. I've tried uninstalling and installing it again but just doesn't load whatsoever! Currently having to run with VLC player but I'd like to use Windows Media Player again as I just prefer it. Anyone had the same problem or know of a solution? Cheers

PCSO in the MET but soon to be BTP

Hey guys. About to format my laptop today as it's severely been raped by viruses and just been running pants lately anyway. Can anyone recommend a good Free Anti-Virus and if so could you leave me a link so I could download it as soon as I'm back online... Has to be legal as well... Not into the downloading shizzle illegally. Cheers